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D.J.

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Rolling Thunder...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone to do nothing with. And Marie Digby

Movies:

Joe Versus the Volcano

Television:

Sci Fi, Stand up Comedy, Sketch, British Comedy, UFC, Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, Extras

Books:

Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar

Heroes:

Jesus, mom and dad, St. Augustine, Job, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Bill Cosby, Patton Oswalt, Ricky Gervais, Genki Sudo, Kazushi Sakuraba, Stephen Hawking, Desi Arnaz, Joan of Arc, Ming Tsai

My Blog

28 years later

28 years.  Good grief. It sounds cliche' but it literally IS all a blur.  I have clear memories of growing up, and as I sort through the myriad memories that spin around my head, I can se...
Posted by D.J. on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:57:00 PST

Random thoughts kicking around my head

As advertised:  Random thoughts kicking around my head   -It's nearly november, and we've still got 80+ degree weather.  Can global warming chill out a little bit? (Pun Intended) -Have ...
Posted by D.J. on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

My Journey into Madness

They say that pure hatred is difficult to find.  I have found it.  I have found hatred deep within the depths of my soul.  It resides in the dark recesses of my soul where the most twi...
Posted by D.J. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Short Blurb: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good:  Hanging out with friends and drinking. The Bad: Hanging out with friends, drinking, and then drinking too much. The Ugly: Singing "Tender Love" by The Force M.D.'s at 3:24 in the morni...
Posted by D.J. on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

Global Warming

They say that this season's winter is going to be one of the warmest on record, some attribute this to Global Warming.  There are those skeptics out there who doubt the accuracy of it all.  ...
Posted by D.J. on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

Fun at work

SO I go in to work today, and it appears as if my desk has been comandeered. No problem, I say, I'll just go to the library and work there.  And there I worked, for a while. until...   Unti...
Posted by D.J. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST

Expand your vocabulary D-Man Style: The word of the day

I'm going to try something new.  It seems like most of the time, all that I do is kill your brain cells or confuse you, the reader.  Well, to help you, I have devised something new, that I l...
Posted by D.J. on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:30:00 PST

Pick up lines: Post Apocalyptic dystopia edition

So the world is pretty much going to end sooner, rather than later.  War is raging, Gas is running out, the climate is warming, there's a T.V. show dedicated solely to Tila Tequila's alleged bi-...
Posted by D.J. on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST

DJ’s Wedding of LEGEND

Now...right now, I'm not really the most enthusiastic guy when it comes to the whole romance thing.  The last few girls I've messed with have left me with a bad feeling...like the kind you get w...
Posted by D.J. on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST

Don’t let the dream die

Have you ever watched "Captain Planet"? You know how when Captain Planet would get covered in waste or whatevers, he would lose power? and then the only thing the lamers he basically worked for could ...
Posted by D.J. on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST