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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

About Me



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My Interests

hmmm....golf, tractors, pabst blue ribbon, vast areas of farmland, spittoon buckets, moonshine, monster truck rallies, jack daniels, hot greaser guys, the dukes of hazzard, mopar, driving to Santa Ana at 90 MPH while yelling at everyone on the freeway and shrieking about my 9:30 appt. with Sid, demolition derby, skipping in the rain and running around like an idiot....this list could go on forever...if you really do want to know, try to imagine anything remotely redneck or hick-like and chances are i'm interested.

I'd like to meet:



this man, because I have a soft spot for bad-ass older bald guys:

...i'm sorry ladies, but these two are already spoken for.

Music:

Social D, Tenacious D, Camp Kill Yourself, The Vandals, The Mr. T Experience,Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, John Denver, Led Zepplin, The Beach Boys, AC/DC, John Cougar Mellencamp, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Hank Willams, Hank III, The Clash, Bad Company, Merle Haggard, Sex Pistols, Queens of the Stone Age, Frank Sinatra, Ted Nugent, Johnny Cash, Dean Martin, Junior Brown, The Flaming Lips, The White Stripes, Waylon Jennings, The Blasters, Supersuckers, Coldplay, Willie Nelson, Jack Johnson, Travis, The Aquabats, Reverend Horton Heat, 50 Cent Haircut....and many many more. What can I say?? I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock n' roll..... (get it?? marie osmond.....nevermind....)

Movies:

Movies that I watch constantly: Double Indemnity, Cool Hand Luke, Hud, Bullit, Casablanca, Swingers, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, The Goonies, 50 First Dates (shut up), Scotland PA, The Motel. There's a rumor going around that I only like to watch movies made before I was born.
I'm sure I've missed a lot, but hey, there's only so much room on this damn thing.

Heroes:

I MISS MY LITTLE BUDDY.

My Blog

The Big Move

    The end is near.  The big move is on Friday.  I will no longer be a Westsider.  No more convincing people that Brennan's is down the street.  I can no longer lur...
Posted by ri on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:15:00 PST

its a new year....

This year has been stressful and we're only 16 days into it.  Things are changing, some are positive and some are throwing me into an emotional rollercoaster.  I've been given a new title ...
Posted by ri on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:07:00 PST

Pauline Samantha Portes 1988-2007

Paul's little sister Sami was killed by a drunk driver on Friday, November 30th.  She was always like the little sister that I never had and she had a smile that just made your day better.  ...
Posted by ri on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:22:00 PST

Today I am a lady...

Ms. Angie has introduced me to the wonders of a nail salon AKA: the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for an hour while sitting in a massage chair.  I'm afraid that the down time is addicti...
Posted by ri on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

Happy Valentine's Day Bitches

I am sitting at work.  I am paranoid that I may somehow contract this evil flu that basically pwned my co-worker.  I am more worried now, since I am typing on her keyboard and she is at...
Posted by ri on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:53:00 PST

Check out this event: Ri's "Holy Shit I'm Getting Old" Shindig

Hosted By: Marie ReyesWhen: Friday Jul 14, 2006 at 8:30 PMWhere: Brennan's Pub4082 Lincoln Blvd.Marina del Rey, CA USDescription:Marie Reyes Click Here To View Event...
Posted by ri on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:24:00 PST

Insomnia is robbing me of much needed rest

I am turning 26 in about 3 weeks.  Listed below are the early morning ramblings brought to you by the last cigarette of the evening.I need to sleep soon because aging means that it's getting hard...
Posted by ri on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST

R.I.P Little Moosie

This morning, at 8:03 AM, Seamus died. We were watching Classic Rock on VH1, because that's what he loved to do. I am now a wreck and will probably be a little insane for a long time....
Posted by ri on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:43:00 PST

Happy Singles Awareness Day

Ah yes folks, the wretched day is upon us, drowning us in its sea of red & pink misery.  Heart shaped everythings pollute every counter and shelf of any sales establishment.  Flower shop...
Posted by ri on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:42:00 PST

sick....AGAIN

We are in the 24th day of this year.  I am now sick for the SECOND time. Maybe it's the Bird Flu. Seriously.  I think someone should bring me some chicken soup and cheesy movies. But, I refu...
Posted by ri on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST