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Big Bertha

there wouldn't be so many dead beat dads if women stopped having sex with dead beats

About Me

I am pretty much ur standard run of the mill human, except about 17 times better overall. I attend two exclusive universities ( arc and sierra) I am under the impression that im gonna be a ff/paramedic one day. Hopefully soon.If you would like to donate to the Taylor Cain Paramedic School Foundation contact me and you donation can be worked out.Add me on aim mediumpimpin04 or msn [email protected] old man sid. :(

My Interests

Welll it's hard to keep my interest for a long time, but as of now heres a sample of the activities that do it: learning to ride my bike, the gym, girls can never be forgotten, gang violence, going to the movies n the list goes on.. Umme camping such a fun good timei like being absurd.this is my cell phone, i get hella good reception

I'd like to meet:

General people mostly, people who like to party, pretty much anyone aslong as they wanna meet me and arent one of those im better than u type people.GOOOOOD BROWN I'M GON GIT THA GOLD

Music:

IF I TYPED THEM ALL ID HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME. JUST LISTEN TO MY SONGS AND ULL GET THE POINT.

Movies:

scary movies n stuff

Television:

Now that i'm on welfare I watch a lot of mtv and sportcenter.

Books:

ha.

Heroes:

mister arnie states( above )and the guy who invented myspacethe ultimate bodybuilderthis man is god..

My Blog

The words of Arnie States!

Well, well, well. Time once again to help you women and men out the right way. NO more of this "Go to counciling" talk. No more of the role playing to see which one of you is more annoying (by the way...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST

extreme warning

Body: The FDA, today, warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This dru...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:27:00 PST

MY PROVERBS

MY WISE WORDS THAT I NOW SWEAR BY. 1.No matter how good and how sweet how nice you think a girl is she stilll wont think twice about screwing u over! ITS TRUE IN EVERY CASE NEVER THINK A GIRL IS DIFFE...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

doctors r so gay

fuck shit mother fucker im sick again with the same fucking bullshit im going to the docs tomorrwo n telling them to fix me tho im not gonna let em bullshit again. maybe they can fix my shoulder while...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why am i sick still

so anyways back in december i got a sore throat so i go to the docs n they did a lil test to see if i had strep. the test came back negative apparently so they told me to stop taking the medicine. Cou...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my wise words from last weekend

No matter how good and how sweet how nice you think a girl is she stilll wont think twice about screwing u over! those were my drunken words of advice to joe after he was telling me about this dumb gi...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wierd! read this thang!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the lt...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got paid today!

i've posted like threee of those but o well its something to do. I got paid today 177.76 dollars. Im happy cause thats for one week! I needa go to tha bank n deposit it.
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how do u make the words bigger

would someone care to inform me?
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

soooooo bored!

omg i am sitting at home waiting for 3 so I can go take my stupid english final. Hopefully I pass it, if not I have to take a special people class for 6 weeks. After friday I have no more school for l...
Posted by Morkel Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST