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Leslie the Lemur

cock lves me

About Me

um...im boring no one wants to know about me :-P

My Interests

i love summer, being on the beach or the river or the lake is awesome, whether its skimboarding jet sking bbqing rafting or just being a beach bum. i also enjoy going to the gym, paintballing, snowboarding, rock climbing, youing people, pounding doors, parties (ha ha if you know me you know i love to party, cause there aint much else to do around here...)and generally causing trouble

I'd like to meet:

well i would say me, cuz im so freakin awesome, but i already know me, so i dont know

Music:

rap and rock=good, country and opera=bad jazz=death of the ears classical=relaxing

Movies:

meh....there arent that many good movies out and i dont really watch movies that much anymore

Television:

i dont always have much time for tv but when i do i watch family guy, simpsons, really anything thats funny

Books:

i dont know how to read....shhhh dont tell anyone im embarressed

Heroes:

i tell lots of people they are my hero...mostly i lie...but i swear you can be my hero and thats not a lie at all : /

My Blog

Oh shit! glad i know now

The FDA, today, warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug come...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:02:00 PST

my daily thought processes

tay mike and i were talking about it today at the gym and my daily thought processes probably break down somewhat in to this divison: 80%(of my day)-thinking about sex as well as food (such as wh...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:59:00 PST

it took a while to remember...

thursday(of last week)- went to a sick party, hella people there, too bad these damn emo kids stole my phone, then went and pounded my friend joes door (he kicked a dent in their car tho) eventually i...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

imma myspace nerd

for those who care...and even those who dont: went to a party tonight, i had lots of fun, jumped in the pool multiple times with my friends even though no one else would besides us, everything was chi...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

havent made one in a while

proceedings of last night: dan fucks up getting directions to a party we decide to get directions off the kids myspace, but tay doesnt just wanna roll up like that i call like 10 people there, no one ...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sooooo much goodness

today was quiet odd tho, we did the most random things, me tay alain and dan were driving around doing errands and shit and suddenly we started youing and heying people (just yell and point "you" or "...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

zooooooom

undoubtedly both taylors mom and my mom have stage 3 downsyndrome. his mom will get drunk and tell him to stay home for the night and think, my mom will lock me outta the house, his mom will get drunk...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jail should be fun...

yesterday my cousin kevin was in town visiting and he drives a big truck that transports like furniture and shit and my other cousin janet lives in colorado, but used to live here, and she hadda leave...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gayness in the anus

so schools and districts have done a lot of shitty things in the past, but i mean come on, now they're all monitor peoples myspace accounts, and people are getting in trouble for what they say on thei...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate old people

but its okay cuz its a mutal thing tonight, after going to the gym, me and tay were sitting around, bored as its a weekday, when we remembered our good friend hair had been emploring us for weeks to ...
Posted by Leslie the Lemur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST