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Shit Did I Put Ice In Me Esky?

52 Cans

About Me

How Ya Garn? Mate im an Aussie cricketing Legend who digs smashin beers, a good game of cricket and a BBQ with me mates. Im most famous for smashing 52 cans from england to australia, drinkers oath! Pain in the goolies mate having to adjust the plumbing every 5 mins on a bloody plane. To be honest im a bloody star with the bat mate, 21 tons with an average of 43.65 in the tests and 37.04 in the one dayers. I hate forgetting to put ice in the farken esky!

I edited my profile with a beer in me hand

My Interests

Hanging out with me mates Tub, Merv and Warney along with me other AUS cricketing buddies. Smashing Beers, getting para on flights from England to Australia and a good home brew

I'd like to meet:

Blokes who love a few scooners down the local and cricketing enthusiasts. That Kevin Pieterson Prick who stole the farken ashes, WE JUST WON THE CUNT BACK! FUCK YOU PIETERSON! WE WONT THE FARKEN WORLD CUP TOO! SUCK ME OFF WORLD!

Music:

Chisel, Barnsy, Farnsy, Acca Dacca, Good Aussie rock mate! I dig some boss aussie metal also when ive had a few cans, the red shore, parkway drive, Prommies. Keep ya distance kids i can throwdown in the pit like a fucken beast on crack!

Movies:

Steve Waugh Aussie Cricket Captain Story, Richie Benaud's Greatest Eleven, Aussie Pride World Cup 1999, 89 Ashes, Hellfest

Television:

Live Sport, Those farken VB ads mate, You can get it playing a leg-glance, tell ya what ive got it now!

Books:

How to grow......A ripper moe, hangover Cures Volumes: 1,2,3,4

Heroes:

Tub, Warna, Slats, Merv, Punter, Tina Turner

My Blog

My 10 Commandments, oath

   1. Thou shalt drink at every opportunity    2. Thou shalt drink thyself into a stupour    3. Thou shalt not drink light beer    4. Thou shalt fuck shit up &n...
Posted by Shit Did I Put Ice In Me Esky? on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:04:00 PST