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Caution: Ass cheeks roasting

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About Me

OK! 3rd friggen time remaking this. What should I say this time? Searching for a young female age legal to before menopause? Too common. I'm some guy who goes to college, fucks around too much and doesn't get it? Too obvious. Weird, neurotic, awkward silences that surround my sole laughter and likes every minute of it? Or maybe I'm a giant pigeon from outer space in disguise to find Captain Planet and his magical mystery gang? I could tell everyone what I'm like, but will they all agree with my analysis? Probably nope. But maybe the only way to find out is to dig up the shit that is my personality, as hazardous as it may be. If your sanity is ever in danger, take off, I won't be sad. Happens regularly. Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

All kinds of shit. But mostly boring stuff like philosophy, computers, games, paranormal crap, psychology, sports, girls, and ... well, maybe the last two things aren't boring, but that may be it heh.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. Just no weird Christians who think Jesus was born in 1492 (trust me, I've met a couple), I usually like everyone though. :)

Music:

Well, everything except hick country and too much booty shaking rap. Everything else is game. Rock is preferred.

Movies:

I'll pretty much like or laugh at every movie. I'm partial to cartoons and action films.

Television:

National Geographic, Cartoon Network, History Channel, Old movie channels, ESPN, HBO at 11 PM or so (just kidding). Told you I'm boring. :P

Books:

I'm too illiterate. Currently rediscovering the English vocabulary, testing my knowledge of words on a book called, "Mars".

Heroes:


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My Blog

The Death Wagon

    Cause apparently I only write blogs every other 6 months.  Ah well.  Last night was somethin to write about, even if only I were to read what I write to myself.  This...
Posted by Caution: Ass cheeks roasting on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Well, its over

    Hmm... first blog.... If you get bored, I won't blame you :P    Anyway, it is over.  The girl I've been with for nearly 3 years is gone.  She now lives in S...
Posted by Caution: Ass cheeks roasting on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:49:00 PST