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Richard

I was... ummm... heading to a bad sweater party!

About Me


What does anyone say about themselves? I guess you need to be around me to really know, but I would say I'm cool as shit... cool like Zach Morris was or AC Slater when they were fighting over Kelly and Slater had that Per-m-ullet. Ok, ok... maybe not that cool. Maybe I'm cool like the time Greg Brady became Johnny Bravo and had to wear that awesome shiny outfit. That was pretty cool. OR cool like Fonzarelli every time he'd hit the jukebox to make it play and go "AAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!", how bout Dwayne Wayne with his flip up shades or Rerun everytime he'd break out his dance moves... maybe Jimmy "JJ" Walker going DY-NO-MITE and even Turbo poppin n lockin' in Electric Boogaloo... Ooom Da Da, Ooom Doe Doe. I would say all those things have molded me into the cool person I am today. Ok... for real... i'm not cool at all. I like to surf with my friends, play a little beach volleyball here and there, play Halo with Phil, Fun J, Matt and Nick till 3 in the morning, play .. Scrabble, read books, cook and pretty much be a geek. I like my family as well... they're a lot cooler than I will ever be... and so what if I like Diet Sunkist... A LOT.

My Interests

Surfing, Volleyball, Scrabble, Halo with the crew, Ping Pong, and reading? I like to cook stuff too... something like a pan seared blackened tuna over black beans and rice topped with cilantro sour cream and accompanied with a mango fruit salsa... stuff like that... nothing big.

I'd like to meet:

Gh"e"ngis Kahn... it seems he has gotten a bad rap and was probably a pretty good guy. I mean, he united all of Mongolia... you can't do that if you're a jackass... you have to have some people skills.

Click or visit www.nativesons.com

Music:

Outkast (cuz I'm pretty hard gangsta like), Pete Yorn (cuz my index and pinky fingers are always holstered and ready), Jack Johnson (cuz if you surf, you're genetically predispositioned to listen to him), Scissor Sisters (cuz you realize in life that you can't always be tough), The Monkeys (cuz I'm a Believer), N.E.R.D and Pharrell Williams (cuz he likes Sci Fi books) and anything else...

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Napoleon Dynamite, Saving Private Ryan (cuz it was on the other night), Search for Animal Chin, Harry Potter Movies, Lord of the Rings, and Bobby Fisher.

Television:

Lost...

Books:

Patterson, Brown, Sanford, Harry Potter, Eragon by that 18 year old, the Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Enders Game. Anything worth reading.

Heroes:

Jared from Subway... to eat the same sub 3 times a day, every day for a year or whatever... that guy's a true "hero".This guys my hero!?!? I even pimped green shoes when i was a kid... some things never change!

My Blog

Surf and Spike Photo Album

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Posted by Richard on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

45... i'm turning into a crabby old guy.

45... i'm noticing as i get older, a lot more things bother me.  i'm turning into my own nightmare with internal arguments about things people do... i'm not brave enough to ever say anything nor ...
Posted by Richard on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

44. Cool as Shit

Sorry... i guess i didn't post the blog or something... 44.  Do you remember a time in your life when you thought you might have been cooler than you really were?  The picture in my profile...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

43. Different is the New Pink...

It's a new year, filled with new hopes and beginnings and I guess I should pass along the things that I think will make the world a better place.  I'm not trying to be some kind of sage or martyr...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

42. DUCKING like Rabbits!!!

42.  this isn't a blog per se but just a random observation that made me smile like an idiot.  i just saw two white ducks humping... or i think they were humping.  i say white ducks be...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

41... A New Beginning...

41.... Sometimes i sit and ponder life.  not just my life... but the life of many people and many things.  sometimes answers are a result of this obsessive pondering and sometimes more quest...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

40... the Wal-Mart that Stole Christmas

I know that everyone's been wondering if my thoughts have run out but they haven't they've just been hibernating like a fat bear.  This is for those special ones that didn't always have a Christm...
Posted by Richard on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

39... when the moons align...

OK... here's the deal... start by clicking this link... then begin reading... it's not some virus or spam link... it's a radio station... just click it and kick it. Music for the Blagh! 39... sometim...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

38... go away mr. hangover guy

38... my head hurts slightly.  i hate that it slightly hurts because i'd rather have the full blown throbbing headache because with the throbber, there is no question, you know you feel like shiz...
Posted by Richard on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

36...and 37. whoop whoop.

if you're not from myrtle beach then the "whoop... whoop" might scare you a bit, it could also maybe make you pleasently happy for no reason at all.  it's similar to a rednecks, "whoooo...
Posted by Richard on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST