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About Me

Or, Things I Hate: injuries involving eyes, teeth or fingernails, spiders, laundry, bass music in passing cars, those shoes with the wheels that kids scoot around on, kids in general, stella artois, Cubs fans, racists, "grow up," unreliable electronics, people flaunting taste in exclusive or very obscure art/film/literature/music/alcohol, medication, very neat and clean people, very messy people, the only thing i have to hate is hate itself.

My Interests

Neon PBR signs, White Sox baseball, surround sound, showering before wearing the same dirty jeans, polaroids, whiskey, security clearances, Apples to Apples, aircraft maintenance, biking on smooth roads or trails, aviator sunglasses, holding my liquor, creating profiles, seeing how many Guinness I can drink, deep conversations that last five minutes and occur every four months, military hardware, 20th Century history, sunny fucking days.

I'd like to meet:

Or, I'd Like to Know More About: People I already know.

I'm going to put this sample of J-net's survey here because there's no other place:

25. Funniest Person you know: john wins based solely on last night's "i didn't keep my mistake baby why would i want this fucking mistake latte?" comment

I WIN.

Music:

Jazz flute.

Movies:

DVDs Gay Porn

Television:

Cable, preferably.

Books:

Hardcover.

Heroes:

Look out for number one.

My Blog

Dr. Strangeluv

I don't understand why there are only 7 people in my top 8. Thanks, shitty Myspace. Also, I've had a not-so-bad entire day made bad when, at the very end, I was forced to stay an extra hou...
Posted by john on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

Easter Sunday

On Easter, instead of going home to see my family, I went to a baseball game, got drunk there, continued drinking with some guys from Minneapolis, then went home, very well inebriated. I still c...
Posted by john on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

recent developments

a) I'm bald. This is huge. Now I just need to get the ol' uniform dry cleaned, then go out and try and get free drinks. I also raised almost $350, proving that I'm a good person.b) B...
Posted by john on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

Okay, you bastards...

Look at my pictures. See how I have hair? On March 27th that's going to change. That's right. I'm getting my head shaved to raise money for children with cancer. So, I ne...
Posted by john on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

Blindness

I've had this feeling before: Heavy-headed, fuzzy-brained, eyes blurring (eventually losing all sight), nervous shaking, sudden rush of heat. Once, during a pathology tour at Children'...
Posted by john on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

sometimes, winter is okay.

The window of my room looks like a huge version of a stupid desk toy you'd buy at The Sharper Image. Snow is awesome.
Posted by john on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

2006 or:

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Whiskey. Yes, it's 3:22 in the afternoon, and I am drinking. Shuddup.
Posted by john on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

baseball.

i really, really, really, really cannot wait for baseball season. will anyone go to games with me? oh, yeah, and not cubs games, either. duhr. too bad fucking mccarthy is gon...
Posted by john on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

another worthy picture

disgusting: http://www.livescience.com/php/multimedia/imagedisplay/img_d isplay.php?pic=050418_maggots_A_02.jpg&cap=Maggots+at+work+o n+Pam+Mitchell%27s+infected+heel.+
Posted by john on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:32:00 PST

posting a new blag

awesome: http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/ourtown/061215 /delilahs/ myspace still sucks. peas....
Posted by john on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST