movie sets, boots, animals, and snacks.
they were here before you arrived.
they'll be here long after you're gone.
i need a "goodnight quote miss samuel. probs the most accurate thing i've ever heard.i'd also like all absurd and disgusting liars to stay further away from me than they have in the past.
totallyonthetown: if i don't even have a weird "thing" with him, i will be 70 years old and he will re-appear in my life and pose a threat to my relationship with my husband of 43 years.no joke.
i carry your hearts.
i carry them in my heart.
actual conversation between me and my boss:
janelle: what are you listening to?
me: ...new fall out boy.
janelle: you're gay.
the guiness book of disgusting perverts.
..
Isabelle12686: oh yeah so the other night when i was at paper i drunkenly yelled RELAX WITH SUGAR I AM A DOUCHEBAG AND GOING DOWN.
annelise's details
status:available.
original home:
see my hip for details.
body type:
5' 3"/small yet bangin'
beverage of choice:
chambord shots.
occupation:good girl.
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