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About Me

Im a stand up comic and one hell of a break dancer, ok Im not a break dancer but we all have are dreams. Thanks to all who have messaged me and shown there support, you're all terrific. Here's a breif bio of me in the 3rd person.James likes pinapples, james the comic smells like lavender, james knows James the comic personally. james likes milk but cant drink it because james the comic is lactose intolerant. James chased a puppy with a lawnmower but alas he is a slow runner. james is a disco superstar and James the comic wants to be a ninja. james vs james the comic in fall of 2007, james the comic!!!!! james the comic dun dun dun. james the stand up comic. james has two middle names and danger is not one of them but william is, james the comic makes his own icecream. James likes to talk about the following: the moon, ninja's, space, pinatas, and monkeys. www.jamesthecomic.com THE ONLY WAY TO BECOME A NINJA IS TO BEFRIEND ONE.... " border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" " border="0"
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My Interests

motorcyles, comedy, movies.

I'd like to meet:

The kid from Holland who put his fingers in the dyke, I'd also like to meet Rossie O'donnel for the same reason...

Music:

I listen to pretty much everthing. By that I mean I like it all, it kinda sounded like I would only listen to a band called " pretty much everything" but that is not the case, hey give it up for run on sentences.

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Kalifornia, Pet Detective....... the list goes on Im a big fan of movies.

Television:

I like T.V. and wish I had more time to watch it but I don't.

Books:

Great book I just read was "The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell" it's a first hand account of the war in Iraq, it was the author's first book but he did an excellent job.

Heroes:

Jewish santa, he's rarley talked about but kicks some serious *(%$..

My Blog

I know, OK I dont know

Ok I realize that most of my bulletins and blogs have spelling mistakes. I know that people some times get offended by what I say. And I also know that some times I ignore even the most simple rules o...
Posted by James Uloth on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

Enough Fake Bulletins, I dont want your goddamn ring tones

These ringtone bulletins drive me nuts.I do not want your free ring tones sam I am. Not in a boat with a goat or in the tree while I pee, because ring tones suck sam I am who's now taped up in my van....
Posted by James Uloth on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

This week in celebrity hanging.

Saddam was hung. It is weird to see because he is kind of like a celebrity. I know what you're thinking new reality T.V. show. Who's next, that is for you to decide.My top 3 candiates:1. Paris Hilton ...
Posted by James Uloth on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

My thoughts on Christmas.... Bah Humbug

Im not the biggest fan of chistmas. Most other people seem to enjoy it so I try not to rain on there parade, but that does not sway my opinion.My mom gets me the same thing every year, a bottle of old...
Posted by James Uloth on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

In the middle of no where again, but with some anger

I did a show in the middle of no where. It was a corporate christmas party, it actually turned out to be a really good show. I've been doing alot of corporates lately, you have to clean up your set to...
Posted by James Uloth on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:36:00 PST

Show from hell...... no satan wouldn't book this

Wild corporate show, it was like doing a show in that movie road house, where Patrick Swayze was a bouncer. Corprate comedy is supposed to be clean (so it sucks) but this crowd was wild and drunk. It ...
Posted by James Uloth on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:21:00 PST

creating super blog from my trip to England (a glimpse in time)

I didnt get the viewer ship I wanted on the old Blog so I took the old posts and pasted them below. Here by creating a hybrid blog, that is part human part machine but 100% ass kicker. Enjoy.Friday, O...
Posted by James Uloth on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

This is a hard to town to buy a fake moustache

I was shoping today in Edmonton for a fake moustache and could not find one. I need it for a short clip im doing. I dont want to be in town where you cant buy a decent fake moustache. I told my friend...
Posted by James Uloth on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

Going Old School

It seems like everyone has a custom myspace layout. So Ive decided to go old school and back to the way our creator had intended. I wonder if this is how the Amish started. It will be a new craze call...
Posted by James Uloth on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

Having 2 blogs.

Is having 2 blogs nuts, if it is colour me crazy. I like having 2, one is for the slacker quirky James and the other is well because I have nothing else to do. Im thinking about squishing them into o...
Posted by James Uloth on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST