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Jeremy

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.

About Me

A professor is sent to Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, maths and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The members of the tribe are shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor thinks quickly and responds, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence...what we in the civilised world call an albino! Look in that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief is silent for a moment, then says, "Tell you what...You don't say anything more about the sheep and I won't say anything more about the baby." :)

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I'd like to meet:

guys: Socrates, Epicurus, Rocky Marciano, Muhammed Ali, Ron Gant, Dale Earnhardt, Babe Ruth, Jack Black, Garth Brooks...

Music:

Shinedown, Crossfade, 3 days grace, Killswitch Engage, Evanescence, Dashboard Confessional, Counting Crows, John Mayer, Boston, Bad Company, Foreigner, Journey, Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, and almost anything except for rap and honky-tonk country.

Movies:

Rocky, 300, Shooter, Invincible, Tombstone, Braveheart, For Love of the Game.

Television:

Family Guy, The Office, Golden Girls, I Love New York, The Contender, Frasier, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Friends, Seinfeld.

Books:


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Heroes:

Garth Brooks - The Dance

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Top Ten Facts of Chuck Norris: 1.  Guns don't kill people.  Chuck Norris kills People. 2.  There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 3.&...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:37:00 PST