My name is Dr. Marcusi, and for those of you who don't know me I'm the main attraction down at the Texas Chainsaw Travelling Horror Picture Show! Oh yeah, the Rev. Johnny Dark might think he's Gods gift to the perverted...I mean converted...but let me ask you something: Where would he be without me? Huh? I'll tell you where...he'd still be hanging out down at the penny carnival handing out candy and preaching his word to all the pretty young virginal girls who hang out down there...all them scantily clad innocent young ladies...those wide eyed impressionable thangs in their skimpy little outfits...Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah! Well I'm the one who keeps the show going, night after night. While the rest of them are off cavorting with them dirty heathens that flock to see them, those vile, perverse fornicators who swarm around them begging to be saved...all them little hussy's with their moisty lips and soft round....Damn, keep losing my train of thought! Anyway, it don't matter who I am. I know who you are and I will be seeing you sooner than you think. HAHAHHAHAH.
