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Cooper

Peter Pervertski

About Me


this is such a cooper story...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Short and simple, I'm confused, and confusing!!! :)

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Superman 55% Batman 30% The Flash 20% Supergirl 15% Robin 10% Wonder Woman 0% Green Lantern 0% Catwoman 0% Hulk 0% Iron Man 0% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
I don't have any preconcieved notions as to who I want to meet. If you got something interesting to say gimme a shot. I'll probably reply.

Music:

About everything.I really like everything, just go easy on the country if you would.

Movies:

Movies... comedy, cartoons, i guess i can watch just about anything.

Television:

I see very little of it anymore, if there's something good that I'm missing let me know okay?

Books:

uh, here again, kiddie books, and some instruction manuals hehehe, when i bother reading them

Heroes:

I overuse the word hero way to much. There are a few that really honestly stick out. Our local Fire Department is a group that qualifies. Although they may be insane, that is a quality that is needed to go running into a burning building when any normal person would be running out of it. I've also finally decided to pay attention to what my friends do and say. In certain groups I'm as retarded as I can be, but I've learned that if I'm retarded all the time, people find it pretty amusing. I have an "I'm married, so I don't give a shit" coworker to thank for that. My (adopted of sorts) brother has taught me that if you ask a question, you'll get an honest answer, no matter how much you don't want it. I have taken that premise and added a touch of sugar coating at times, but it's a pretty good way to go. My family is insane. I've said for years that if you look up disfunctional in the dictionary, there's bound to be a picture of my family. I've decided that's not such a bad thing, we have more fun than any other group of people I've ever seen.

My Blog

here's some jokes for ya

these aren't new for anyone not on my email list, but the Jewish guy one is too good to not spread around....Lemon SqueezeThere once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.Uponentering t...
Posted by Cooper on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

april fools joke for atmos energy

oh hi there!i think i've found a hobby... and it's kinda, nice. it's sort of de-stressing. i'm causing others headaches.i have plenty of customers who give me a headache, for various reasons. and i re...
Posted by Cooper on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

a shorty

hi all, checking in to let you know i haven't gone totally retarded and/or unfit to weild a keyboard.been working alot.normally, i have a 50 hour week, but about 30 hours of stuff to do. for whatever ...
Posted by Cooper on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST

Everyone can blame my cousin, no, angi, not tom tom

so i sit here, burning uh..wooooopsie about spilled the beans there eh? uh, doing stuff on the computer. angi has posted a new thingy.. comment bulletin, that'd be it.george "i wanna be like him when ...
Posted by Cooper on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

does this dribble need a title?

oh alright... i'm all sitting here trying to go to sleep, only it's not working.i'm getting tired, i am tired.no sleep.damn.so, for whatever reason, the greatest quote of 2006 pops into my head. "I'm ...
Posted by Cooper on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

oh yay he's typing again

first, colts fans, congrats.bandwagon folk, who cannot name anyone other than peyton manning...piss off.mvp. my left shaven testicle...fuck himJoseph Addai (bandwagoners, this is one of the running ba...
Posted by Cooper on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

back in the days of radio bliss

Somewhere back in the days of my youth, I clearly remember listening to Scott Hardy on "99Q".This was 99.5 FM and it had such things as the *back then* Casey Casem's Weekly top 40. It was the "young h...
Posted by Cooper on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST

some things that need sharing

okay okay....hear ye and all that jazz...here's a few quick notes on the week so far: a dead something in my basement smelled enough like a natural gas leak for me to have both the Fire Departme...
Posted by Cooper on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

oh yes, i are alive much long time

Here's some things that popped in my head a few minutes ago, and well, I figure I'll be nice and share:   Snakes on a mother fuckin' airplane!!! is actually not as completely horrible as i f...
Posted by Cooper on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

merry effin christmas mr. claus

i'm sitting here at 2:35 with no children.the house is dark, it's quiet..exept for the whine of the computer fans and the police scanner."HC 5 from Hancock." this is the hancock county sheriff's depar...
Posted by Cooper on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST