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OneOddDuck

The english language is like a brick wall between me and you and "fuck" is my chisel

About Me

One Of The Best Movies Ever! death to smoochy
..The Rules: simple and compiled for your easy access.1.Being moral is not a skill, you will recieve no additional credit for it.2.If your fake, I'll know it..and you'll be gone.3.Don't piss and moan over your placement in my top friends, cause you'll just stay where you are. I will however name a pimple on my ass in your honor.4.Hate mail is more than welcome, but please..use your damn spell check. I'm compiling all of them for a future blog.5. You will be offended at some point, in some way. Sit back, relax and enjoy it..if you can't, see rule 4.6. No I will not read your new poem, unless I like you..but I'm sure it's lovely.7.If your display picture is a flashing montage of you at cute angles...don't you fucking dare click "add me"...just back away before I come looking for you.8.If your account is phished on a regular basis (the only acception is for the guys in Iraq) I will delete you, until you come up with a better damn password and I don't get your junk.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Bondage duck

My Interests

My kids and all the fun that goes with them. Steve and all the fun that goes with him.
Funny Myspace Pictures

I'd like to meet:

Click the Camo Heart To Adopt A Soldier Overseas..

Music:

Any Music is good music. I have always pictured my life as having one hell of a long soundtrack

Television:

Earl and Scrubs...that shit is genius...but I don't really do much TV..Law and Order SVU..CSI..the Discovery Channel..shiznit like that

Books:

Stephen King...texts(I get bored ok)...anything I can get my hands on,I read

My Blog

Why Is My Finger In Your Butt? Because I Love You, Thats Why.

It's spring...outside the ducks are walking around in pairs, buds are popping up on trees, the birdies are singing early in the morning (bastards) and love , of course, is in the air.   &nbs...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:06:00 PST

A Rent A Center Montage

I’ve been going over all of the videos and pictures of back home that made me laugh. I thought they would do well in a lovely all together setting. Maybe you’ll see why I love these guys,...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:24:00 PST

Africans And Pancakes...So Are The Days Of Or Lives

I don't waaannnaaa go to work todayyyy!!!! *sob* Well I'm gonna have to, they have this stupid rule you see...if I'm not there, they don't pay me for it. What kinda shit is that???    ...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST

Angi’s List

I've had alot of jobs in my day, and at every one of them I somehow found a way to test their limits.      I don't do it on purpose...it just happens, and slowly I find out w...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

Fun In Fetish Chat

once again I had to "click here" to input my blog, so it's not in the big easy to read font you all love...sorry bout that . Here we go....I was bored one night so I decided to fuck with the good peop...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:03:00 PST

Gonna Yank Your Bluetooth

      I know that I'm not the only one that hates the very existance of the Bluetooth. Yet, it has to be said...what self important prick actually thinks he needs one of these...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST

This N That

The following are small ideas that I felt had to be written down, but were either to small to post, or I just ran out of writing steam and never finished. In a bout of thoughtfulness I compiled them f...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST

I Felt Queer, Then I Smoked A Fag, Now Im Gay

 Why, when people finally come to terms with their sexuality they feel it necessary to share it with everyone in earshot?         I don't care what your sexuali...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:00:00 PST

a Rerun/ Fuck You Nazi Punks

 ~~WARNING~~      This blog,if you are inclined to be politically correct..is going to offend you horribly.However,if you are openmided,intelligent,and not butt hurt easily......
Posted by OneOddDuck on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

Thar She Blogs

  Here we are once again folks...My long absence is behind me, (for now) and here I am once again too tease and please as only I know how. OK lots of people know how to do it, but face it folks, ...
Posted by OneOddDuck on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST