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Johnny Malo

Obsessively researching the dark and tragic fate of the other female Smurfs.

About Me

I'm a budding fascist who's just SO into drifting and getting whole-arm tattoo after whole-arm tattoo! IM me! Not really!

My Interests

moving water, The Sky: God's Bonus Point, the natural world in general, Led Zeppelin's blues songs, animated comedy, Shakespeare, lap steel guitar, writing, drumming, frustration, dressing like i'm a 70-year-old man

I'd like to meet:

Girls who like the Simpsons and Pet Sounds. Dudes who rock ironic mustaches. Animals who can communicate with gestures/telepathy. So...sexy mustachioed psychic female otters, I'm your man.

Music:

The Who, AC/DC, Reckoning Day, U2, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, early Rod Stewart, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers Band, Cheemo's Creation, The Beatles, Dark Onion: D3: The Mighty Onion, Led Zeppelin, the music of Brian Wilson, all the soul giants and lesser knowns

Movies:

AMERICAN MOVIE, The Quiet Man, Murder He Says, The Mission, Taxi Driver, Superbad, Gangs of New York, The Third Man, Willow, Dumb and Dumber, Conan The Barbarian, The Jerk, Nacho Libre, Duck Soup, The Shining, High Noon, Rear Window, The Salton Sea, Pumping Iron

Television:

Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Harvey Birdman, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Soup, The Fox Report With Shepard Smith, Flight of the Conchords, The Venture Brothers, The Colbert Report

Books:

Hell's Angels by Thompson, Bruce Aidells's Complete Book of Pork, Kalimantaan, I Am Legend, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, How the Irish Saved Civilization, The Illiad, The Beatles by Spitz, The Odyssey, The Power of One, The Lord of the Rings, Antigone, Hamlet, Crazy From the Heat (David Lee Roth autobio), Cash (Johnny Cash autobio), Ender's Game, The Scarlett Pimpernel, Great Expectations, The Fountainhead, The Old Man and the Sea, The Lone Samurai, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Bible, any given Lewis Grizzard

Heroes:

Zach Galifianakis, Bruce Springsteen, Orson Welles, Bob Dylan, Jackie Chan, Jimmy Page, Joan of Arc, Dave Thomas, Fred Astaire, Ric Ocasek, that internet video dog that humps the other dog, then pauses to vomit, then pauses to lick up his own vomit...life-changing

My Blog

live now

start now.  become yourself today.  don't wait for perfect conditions.  create your own conditions.   maybe i should have titled this "ridiculous sloganeering."   happy new ye...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

Over Time

The below is a link to a wonderful film about devotion, mourning, death, and Muppets.  You just read that correctly, friend.http://dekku.blogspot.com/2006/10/over-time.htmlSpeci al thanks to Mr. J...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

The Single Manlympics (Man + Olympics&noooow youve got it!)

(This is going to work.) We'll hold it every year on Boxing Day in whichever international megaopolis has the most lenient public drunkeness laws.  The Single Manlympics will be comprised of s...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

i'm the biggest badass i know

it's true, just ask anyone.  fearless, sexy, you get the picture. and don't bother thinking objectively about whether or not it's true, truth is overrated.  you people don't want truth, you...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

rambling like tumbleweed 'twixt the duelists

basically, there are two kinds of people.  there's no colon at the end of that last sentence, 'cause i don't have a follow-up.  wooooah! i'm going to the beach for a few days this week, and ...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:15:00 PST

villany

inept villans are a ton of fun.  two kinds spring to mind:  the cartoonishly raging, overacting blusterer, and the underacting, communicate-evil-through-smug-smarm cheeseball.  you can ...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:47:00 PST

the further adventures of Bullettproof

this is yer ol pal Jack Bullett, a.k.a. Bullettproof, textin a blog in fer that good-fa-nothin Johnny Malloy on muh Blackberry as I coast down the mountainside of the Grand Tetons on muh hog, steerin ...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:00:00 PST

a second broadside

seems to me there are several layers of functionality to this MySpace thing.  on one level there are the folks in the major 5 American cities (NY LA Atl Chi Dal) who are using the site as a very ...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:52:00 PST

Diving into the shallow end of the pool

Well, this is my first entry into the heady world of blogging.  Putting my blackened, shrivelled heart on display for the rubbernecking public to gawk at while pretending to work their temp ...
Posted by Johnny Malo on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 07:04:00 PST