moving water, The Sky: God's Bonus Point, the natural world in general, Led Zeppelin's blues songs, animated comedy, Shakespeare, lap steel guitar, writing, drumming, frustration, dressing like i'm a 70-year-old man
Girls who like the Simpsons and Pet Sounds. Dudes who rock ironic mustaches. Animals who can communicate with gestures/telepathy. So...sexy mustachioed psychic female otters, I'm your man.
The Who, AC/DC, Reckoning Day, U2, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, early Rod Stewart, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers Band, Cheemo's Creation, The Beatles, Dark Onion: D3: The Mighty Onion, Led Zeppelin, the music of Brian Wilson, all the soul giants and lesser knowns
AMERICAN MOVIE, The Quiet Man, Murder He Says, The Mission, Taxi Driver, Superbad, Gangs of New York, The Third Man, Willow, Dumb and Dumber, Conan The Barbarian, The Jerk, Nacho Libre, Duck Soup, The Shining, High Noon, Rear Window, The Salton Sea, Pumping Iron
Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Harvey Birdman, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Soup, The Fox Report With Shepard Smith, Flight of the Conchords, The Venture Brothers, The Colbert Report
Hell's Angels by Thompson, Bruce Aidells's Complete Book of Pork, Kalimantaan, I Am Legend, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, How the Irish Saved Civilization, The Illiad, The Beatles by Spitz, The Odyssey, The Power of One, The Lord of the Rings, Antigone, Hamlet, Crazy From the Heat (David Lee Roth autobio), Cash (Johnny Cash autobio), Ender's Game, The Scarlett Pimpernel, Great Expectations, The Fountainhead, The Old Man and the Sea, The Lone Samurai, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Bible, any given Lewis Grizzard
Zach Galifianakis, Bruce Springsteen, Orson Welles, Bob Dylan, Jackie Chan, Jimmy Page, Joan of Arc, Dave Thomas, Fred Astaire, Ric Ocasek, that internet video dog that humps the other dog, then pauses to vomit, then pauses to lick up his own vomit...life-changing