Is This Funny? |
Ok, so my sister was eating blueberries and I thought up this joke at the dinner table:Why do oxes with dimples like to eat blueberries?Because they're antioxidents....
Posted by Jon on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:37:00 PST |
China |
I'm just checking... does anyone else have a crush on China right now?
Posted by Jon on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:04:00 PST |
IKEA < Craigslist |
The title of this blog really expresses it all, I think... though I could expand it a bit: Home Depot, Lowe's < Craigslist.. Guitar Center < Craigslist CompUSA, Staples, Office Depot, Fry's <...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:47:00 PST |
Worst Cougar Bar Ever |
Man, I danced my ass off and didn't even get a "whoo" or awkward invitiation to slow dance to cheesy Eric Clapton cover songs. I'd rate the overall quality of cougar bars in Cotati, CA as a "D" ...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:27:00 PST |
A Man of Spring |
Last winter, I decided to stop pretending that I like the rain. You know when you’re chatting with someone and the topic goes to how so-and-so just loves curling up with a book, making a g...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:21:00 PST |
Thoughts on Cleaning House |
"Hey, do we have any more of those things?? You know, those things I threw all out yesterday because we had too many of them? ... I need one now."
Posted by Jon on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST |
Overachievers |
I found an old book called How To Build Twenty Boats the other day. I kind of thought, whoa, complicated. How about just one boat at a time, first?...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:04:00 PST |
My Christmas Music |
I guess it's not completely accurate to say that it's "My" Chrismtas music... it's all traditional Christmas tunes written by dead people. But I did record it! Check it out:www.myspace.com...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:52:00 PST |
It's All About The Abrahams |
I was reflecting on an awkward moment earlier tonight at dinner, and then I thought of that classic getting-to-know-you question: "What's been the most awkward moment in your life?" I get tired ...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:09:00 PST |
A Long Phone Question |
Are you ever on the phone with someone and you're trying to make a point about politicts or literature or something but you're forgetting a lot of it and losing the discussion, so you power-walk aroun...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:04:00 PST |
