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CALM LIKE A BOMB

LIFE HAPPENS........

About Me

I'M A COCCONUT (BROWN ON THE OUTSIDE, WHITE ON THE INSIDE) AND I LOVE IT. I LOVE MUDD WHOMPPING, OFF ROADIN & TURNING COMPACT CARS INTO TRAILER TRASH OFFROADIN BEASTS-------- I'M A PUNK AT HEART AND I'M BATMAN IN MY HEAD.... I ONLY HAVE 4 TATS CAUSE THEY COST A LOAD, BUT THAT DONT STOP ME FROM WANTING A SHIT LOAD OF THEM. I HAVE 15 PIERCINGS AND COUNTING CAUSE I CAN DO THEM MYSELF, SCORE........I SHOOT FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER, I'M BOOK SMART BUT MY FAMILY RUNS KINDA SHORT ON COMMON SENSE. MY MEMORY SUX, I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOLD FISH, AND I HAVE NO SENSE OF TIME CAUSE OF A CAR ACCIDENT I HAD IN 2002 WHEN I KNOCKED MY MELLON. IN 2008 I'LL FINISH MY HARLEY TRAINING AND WHEN I WORK FOR HARLEY I'LL HOPEFULLY HAVE ALL THE MONEY I NEED TO DO THE STUPID SHIT I LOVE. I JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN.... I SAY THAT IF U RN'T LAUGHIN THEN U AIN'T LIVIN.
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?

My Interests

PIERCINGS, TATOOS, MODIFYING COMPACT CARS TO GO MUDD WHOMPPING/OFF ROADIN, AND SPENDING TIME WITH MY KIDS.
Hooligan Bear

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I'd like to meet:

ALIENS, ELVIS, AND MYSELF IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

Music:

PUNK, SKA, ROCK AND ROLL FROM THE 50's TO THE 80's, AND JUST 80's MUSIC IN GENERAL. TECHNO, JUNGLE AND ALL THAT OTHER SYNTHESIZED STUFF IS COOL TOO... SOMETIMES. I DONT DO RAP OR HIP HOP, I CAN TOLERATE IT BUT I JUST WONT BUY IT OR OWN ANY CD'S. COUNTRY IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE, THAT SHIT GIVES ME A HEADACHE... NO JOKE. Which SLC Punk are you?
You Are Stevo!
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Movies:

THEY HAVE TO BE SCARY, VIOLENT, FUNNY (OR ANY COMBO OF THE THREE). MYSTERY'S AND SUSPENSE ARE COOL TOO, AS LONG AS ITS NOT ONE THAT WAS MADE IN THE 80's.
You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?

Television:

THE IDIOT BOX IS EVIL.
Your Fortune Is
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Books:

BOOKS ARE FOR SQUARES.
My outercourse activity is roleplaying!

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Heroes:

ROGGER RABBIT, BATMAN, CAPTAIN MORGAN - DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE CAPTAIN IN YOU? AND OF COURSE MY BEST FRIENDS JACK DANIELS, BLACK VELVET AND DEER HUNTER (JAGER).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ALEX
Birthday: 04/1983
Birthplace: MIAMI
Current Location: DESERT
Eye Color: SHIT BROWN
Hair Color: IF I HAD ANY IT'D BE BROWN
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: COSTA RICAN, CHOTOTEGA INDIAN, CUBAN, IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: DOC MARTINS
Your Weakness: SUGAR, CAFFINE AND WOMEN
Your Fears: THE MAFIA
Your Perfect Pizza: JUST CHEESE DOOD
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: WORK ON HARLEYS
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 MORE MIN.
Your Best Physical Feature: MY HAIR
Your Bedtime: WHEN I GOT A DAMN GOOD BUZ GOIN ON
Your Most Missed Memory: COULDN'T TELL YA
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: SUBWAY
Single or Group Dates: BOTH
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: SNAPPLE
Chocolate or Vanilla: RAINBOW SHERBERT WITH GUMMI BEARS AND MARSHMELLOWS
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE W/ IRISH CREAMER
Do you Smoke: MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO
Do you Swear: CONSTANTLY
Do you Sing: ONLY IN MY CAR & ITS MORE LIKE YELLIN
Do you Shower Daily: YUP, GOT TOO MANY PIERCINGS TO GO W/O IT
Have you Been in Love: ITS POSSIBLE
Do you want to go to College: I'M THERE NOW
Do you want to get Married: IF THE RIGHT ONE COMES ALONG
Do you belive in yourself: MOST OF THE TIME
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY IF I'M DRUNK AND HIGH AT THE SAME TIME
Do you think you are Attractive: I'M IN THE MIDDLE SOMEWHERE
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: SURE
Do you like Thunderstorms: BORING
Do you play an Instrument: NOT SINCE ELEMENTRY SCHOOL
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: DRINKIN RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you Smoked: YUP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I PLEAD DA FIF
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: PROBLY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: GROSS
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I DONT EAT STUFF THAT LIVES IN ITS OWN POO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE, HAVENT DONE THAT SINCE MY DRUNKIN DAYS IN HIGH SCHOOL
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS?
Ever been called a Tease: I USUALLY FINISH WHAT I START
Ever been Beaten up: DO BROTHERS COUNT?
Ever Shoplifted: WHO HASN'T?
How do you want to Die: HAPPY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: OWNER OF A HARLEY/TATTOO/PIERCING SHOP
What country would you most like to Visit: JAMACA, ENGLAND & IRELAND
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DONT HAVE ONE
Favourite Hair Color: DONT HAVE ONE
Short or Long Hair: DEPENDS ON THE FACE
Height: DONT MATTER
Weight: NOT HEAVIER THAN ME
Best Clothing Style: AS LONG AS ITS BEEN WASHED THEN I DONT CARE
Number of Drugs I have taken: WHO KNOWS?
Number of CDs I own: 60 OR 70
Number of Piercings: 15
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOT TOO MUCH ACTUALLY
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

LIFES NEW QUIRKS

        I'VE BEEN OUT IN ARIZONA FOR 3 MONTHS NOW I'M CONVINCED THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, AFTER COSTA RICA OF COURSE.... AND YES U WERE AL...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

SINGLED OUT

I'M IN A PIERCINGS DILEMA. EVERYONE I KNOW WHO'S HAD THIER NIPPLES PIERCED HAS ALWAYS HAD A BAD ONE, OR ONE THAT GETS IRRITATED AND/OR INFECTED EASILY. I'M JUST GETTING ANNOYED CAUSE EVER SINCE I GOT ...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:55:00 PST

UR WIERD, NOT ME

PEOPLE ARE WIERD.... THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.... WHENEVER I SAY I'M GONNA PUT ANOTHER MOTOR/TRANS IN LADYKILLER, PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME Y I DONT JUST BUY ANOTHER CAR.... THATS LIKE BURYING SO...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

SHUT UP, STOP WHINING & GET A LIFE

I'M GETTIN KINDA PISSED MAN. LAST FRIDAY I FINALLY GAVE MY JOB THAT STUPID PAPER THAT SAYS THAT MY FELONY WENT DOWN TO A MISDEMEANOR AND I CALLED TODAY TO SEE WHAT THE HELL WAS GOIN ON AND CHIC SAID S...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

PYRIT LULLABY

OH, DA CAPTAIN LUBBED DA LADIES BUT HE SNAGGED HIMSELF A WIFE... NOW HE'S WISHIN HE WAS FISHIN, BUT HE'S ON DA HOOK FOR LIFE... WELL I GUESS HE SHOULD NOT OUGHT'ER BUT HE DROWNED 'ER IN THE WATER... '...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST

COC 'N BALLS

        WELL, I GOT MY JOB BACK SO I'M A LIL EXCITED..... BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO CHILL W/ SOME CHIC TONIGHT 'N I THINK I'M GETTIN STOOD UP..... I KNEW TODAY WAS TOO G...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

SHY GUY

        IF THE OLD ME MET THE NEW ME HE'D GIVE ME A BOOT TO THE HEAD FOR BECOMING SUCH A DAMN PUSSY.... I'VE TOTALLY LOST ALL MY GAME CAUSE I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME SIN...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

ALMOST ME

ABOUT ARIES         ARIES IS THE ADVENTURER OF THE ZODIAC. WHILE ALWAYS UP FOR NEW CHALLENGES, IT MAY BE A RARE ARIES WHO ACTUALLY FINISHES THE PROJECTS THEY WERE SO...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST

I DONT NEED THIS

    I'M SO PISSED, MY SON JUST CALLED ASKIN ME QUESTIONS THAT I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO ANSWER.... DOOD IS GONNA BE 7 AND SO HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A LOT OF WHATS GOIN ON AND HALF THE SHI...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

LOCT UP N' LET OUT

        THESE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN SHITY.... I WAS PULLED OVER IN THE AV MALL PARKIN LOT FOR SPEEDING AND DOOD BASICALLY JUST WANTED SOME ONE TO FUCK WITH CAUSE ...
Posted by CALM LIKE A BOMB on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST