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SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!!

Either Church just let out or the Bells of St. Mary have a short

About Me

I like women who wear a mustache well... and men who don't mind me licking their bald spots. I like the taste of fresh cum in the morning and a Bloody Mary to greet me when I get home.

My Interests

Liquor, jazz music sung by drag queens. Empty toothpaste boxes. Cats that re-arrange your furniture. People that eat their young. Girls that porno squirt. Open cabinets. Almodovar. Breakfast tacos. Wine, wine & more wine.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Seger and people with abnormally long toenails. Also people in cheese eater's anonymous. Bikers in need of a bitch. Someone not prettier than me. Guys wearing half a pound of gel a day, need not apply. People who drink alcohol so strong that could suck the hair out of their comb...

Music:

Pompeii, cuz I sucked their dicks right before their music video. THE ONE, THE ONLY, SONS OF HERCULES!!!!!!! Boxcar Satan, Heyyyy!!!!!! SHIT CITY!!!!, THE GORY BOYS BITCHES!!!, Butthole surfers, barry manilow, marvin gaye, simon & garfunkel, america, ruben blades, emmylou harris, the band, john lee hooker, john coltrane, miles davis, sonny rollins, new york dolls, iggy pop, joni mitchell, neil diamond, van morrison, billie holiday, sarah vaughan, etta james, aretha, frank valli, chicago, talking heads, gordon lightfoot, hippity hop hop hop My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Cutting Edge
((61% dark, 50% spontaneous, 26% vulgar))

your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

Movies:

Pretty in Pink, 16 candles, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Nowhere the film you never completed, La Femme Nikita, Uncle Buck, The Aristocrats, Harold & Maude, Manhattan, Gloria, heavy metal, spaceballs, patch of blue, all about eve, freeway, dreams, deep throat, rock n roll high school, scrooged, the big lebowski, pulp fiction, clerks, mallrats, rushmore, punch drunk love, raising arizona, adaptation, being john malkovich, notorious, casablanca, 12 angry men, the philadelphia story, you cant take it with you, the producers, his girl friday, pink flamingos, cecil b. demented, young frankenstein, blazing saddles, kelly's heroes, cannonball run, the end, blue velvet, wild at heart

Television:

Roseanne, Lick my cunt you dirty fuck(well, it should be a tv show), and the other typical unoriginal entries, such as simpsons, family, 70's show, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, (i want his cock), sex & the city, the vicar of dibley, the office, ab fab, soap, wkrp, newsradio, kids in the hall, scrubs, strangers w/candy, chappelle

Books:

kiss of the spiderwoman, razor's edge, on the road, naked lunch, geek love, fear&loathing, 1984, mad magazine

Heroes:

Waitresses, PA's, whores...anyone in the service industry. Which rockstar are you like?
Tommy Lee....You are sexy but you drink way too much, a hothead, and well need to control yourself a little more, I'd think. Anger management?
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My Blog

Smokin in the boys room

several months later, my thoughts have turned to you. there is no apology needed, i did nothing to think you deserved one, you were mistaken to think it would have been beautiful, it proves you were ...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:09:00 PST

what a relief

you decided to leave on your own.  i guess its true, frogs do have more sense than to hop in the blender, too bad you still don't have the sense to stfu....
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:48:00 PST

There you are

It's exhausting, to see you.  It's exhausting to feel this guilty.  it's unfortunate for me that i've been trained to guilt myself into these visits.  without confrontation, you WILL gi...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:23:00 PST

No matter how much ass you kiss

YOU'RE STILL A DUMB BITCH
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:50:00 PST

Peek-a-boo

i see wut ur doing and it won't work. doesn't matter how close you get, ur pathetic attempts will disappoint you. soon enuff it will be over and my indifference will be the only thing left to madden...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:14:00 PST

Smelling salts plz

I couldn’t even muster up the energy to pretend and I don’t feel bad about it. it wuz wunderful to be there, ur an asshole and you know it, wut’s nice is that now everybody knows th...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:21:00 PST

Tick Tock

The stupidity was predictably disappointing.  i wont miss what i never had and i wont feel guilty.  goodbye to you and your unfortunate circumstances, i wish you no ill will, i just wish to ...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST

FTO

Was it really so serious that I had to be called out like that?  Apparently I'm not very quick, otherwise I would be pissed sooner than later.  Too bad ur life is so sad that you felt the ne...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:53:00 PST

I’m done with Sergio

you never smelled, i loved that.  i remember jane playing in the background, the hardwood floors creaking as we walked through the darkened room.  the windows were open as it rained, i never...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:18:00 PST

be a doll and leave me alone

i'm done w/killing and ready to move on.  i see you every now and then and realize i didnt know u well enuff to miss you.  spring is in the air and the scent of opportunity is making me rest...
Posted by SURRENDER THE PINK!!!!! on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:45:00 PST