Liquor, jazz music sung by drag queens. Empty toothpaste boxes. Cats that re-arrange your furniture. People that eat their young. Girls that porno squirt. Open cabinets. Almodovar. Breakfast tacos. Wine, wine & more wine.
Bob Seger and people with abnormally long toenails. Also people in cheese eater's anonymous. Bikers in need of a bitch. Someone not prettier than me. Guys wearing half a pound of gel a day, need not apply. People who drink alcohol so strong that could suck the hair out of their comb...
Pompeii, cuz I sucked their dicks right before their music video. THE ONE, THE ONLY, SONS OF HERCULES!!!!!!! Boxcar Satan, Heyyyy!!!!!! SHIT CITY!!!!, THE GORY BOYS BITCHES!!!, Butthole surfers, barry manilow, marvin gaye, simon & garfunkel, america, ruben blades, emmylou harris, the band, john lee hooker, john coltrane, miles davis, sonny rollins, new york dolls, iggy pop, joni mitchell, neil diamond, van morrison, billie holiday, sarah vaughan, etta james, aretha, frank valli, chicago, talking heads, gordon lightfoot, hippity hop hop hop
My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Cutting Edge
((61% dark, 50% spontaneous, 26% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
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Pretty in Pink, 16 candles, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Nowhere the film you never completed, La Femme Nikita, Uncle Buck, The Aristocrats, Harold & Maude, Manhattan, Gloria, heavy metal, spaceballs, patch of blue, all about eve, freeway, dreams, deep throat, rock n roll high school, scrooged, the big lebowski, pulp fiction, clerks, mallrats, rushmore, punch drunk love, raising arizona, adaptation, being john malkovich, notorious, casablanca, 12 angry men, the philadelphia story, you cant take it with you, the producers, his girl friday, pink flamingos, cecil b. demented, young frankenstein, blazing saddles, kelly's heroes, cannonball run, the end, blue velvet, wild at heart
Roseanne, Lick my cunt you dirty fuck(well, it should be a tv show), and the other typical unoriginal entries, such as simpsons, family, 70's show, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, (i want his cock), sex & the city, the vicar of dibley, the office, ab fab, soap, wkrp, newsradio, kids in the hall, scrubs, strangers w/candy, chappelle
kiss of the spiderwoman, razor's edge, on the road, naked lunch, geek love, fear&loathing, 1984, mad magazine
Waitresses, PA's, whores...anyone in the service industry.
Which rockstar are you like?
Tommy Lee....You are sexy but you drink way too much, a hothead, and well need to control yourself a little more, I'd think. Anger management?
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