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Pure Awesomeness on a Stick

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The son of IRS bureaucrats, Ryan began life in the Franco-American enclave known as the westside of Manchester, N.H. Though a charming enough lad at first, years of Catholic schooling would literally beat the Cathol out of him by the end of the Reagan administration. In its place, sprouted a deep appreciation for dark humor, dark beer, dark chocolate and other dark things most Americans find off-putting.

He currently resides in Southern California after a career path that lead him from the heart of Zion through the pickled liver of Sin City. Ryan is former newspaper reporter employed as a public relations executive and prone to distraction, forgetfulness and excessive leisure. He has no plans to write a novel, so don't ask him about it.

My Interests



jam that gas
roar that Nova to life
for we are Americans
nowhere to go
but every way to get there
affirming our lives
under the cool sound
of cylinders
turning that crankshaft 'round
spin it upside down
and we're all in for a treat
a ride to end all rides
no smile could hide
from what we knew
fear becomes a gnat
splat on the windshield
a soul-splitting
teeth-jarring
my life at 105
jettisoning through sunset
after sunset
through pitch darkness of night
until you're pink-eyed madness
calloused hands holding too tight
staring at a new dawn
get the fuck out of my way
cuz i'm american
with more octane than brain
and everyway to get there

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about ryan ... under construction The son of IRS bureaucrats, Ryan began life in the Franco-American enclave known as the westside of Manchester, N.H. Though a charming enough lad at first, years of Catholic schooling would literally beat religion and idealism out of him by the end of the Reagan administration. In its place, sprouted a deep appreciation for dark humor, dark beer, dark chocolate and other dark things most Americans find off-putting.

He currently resides in Southern California after a career path that lead him from the heart of Zion through the pickled liver of Sin City. Ryan is employed as a journalist and prone to distraction, forgetfulness and excessive leisure. He has no plans to write a novel, so don't ask him about it.

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  • Music:



    Of Montreal
    Sufjan Stevens
    My Bloody Valentine
    Smashing Pumpkins
    The Decemberists
    Led Zeppelin
    Arcade Fire
    Blonde Redhead
    Mika
    The Shins

    Movies:



    The Holy Grail
    Dr. Strangeglove
    12 Angry Men
    Full Metal Jacket
    Hedwig and the Angry Inch
    Sunset Boulevard
    Reservoir Dogs
    Transamerica
    The Princess Bride
    American Beauty
    About a Boy
    Lost in Translation

    Television:



    Ab Fab
    Weeds
    Family Guy
    Arrested Development
    Dr. Katz

    Books:



    Hunter S. Thompson
    Jack Kerouac
    David Sedaris
    Edgar Allen Poe
    Robert Frost
    John Steinbeck
    Charles Bukowski
    William S. Burroughs
    Augusten Burroughs

    My Blog

    orange

    You don't know my name. Past cityscapes, deserts and rocks. Miles of rubble, scorched earth and human debris. Towers of faith searching for a sign. I once thought of a life more devine. Arms raised hi...
    Posted by Pure Awesomeness on a Stick on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

    funner than a funyon

    Cigarettes and lottery tickets. Booze and snack food. 7-Eleven is my only salvation. An employment application may soon end my little vacation. It's a brave new world, and for once, I have nothing to ...
    Posted by Pure Awesomeness on a Stick on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

    octane life

    jam that gasroar that Nova to lifefor we are Americansnowhere to gobut every way to get thereaffirming our livesunder the cool soundof cylindersturning that crankshaft 'roundspin it upside downand we'...
    Posted by Pure Awesomeness on a Stick on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:47:00 PST