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bethany joy

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About Me

i am an artist, biciclist, cat, dog and llama lover, chef, musician, farmer, barista, hair stylist, kombucha brewer, potion and tincture maker, herbal witch doctor, yogini, comedian, twentysomething, middleamerican, woman. i like peace, laughter, seriousness, absurdity and joy.

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My Interests

see things i'm about; art, music, fitness, laughter, solitude, good food, coffee/tea, essential oils, good pinot noir, massage, synesthesia, theatre and the big screen, live music, psychology, being ridiculous, philosophy, spirit, buddhism/meditation, alternate states of consciousness, kombucha, herbalism, my garden, my cat tux, flexibility of mind and body, RCC, the smell of jasmine, ylang ylang, violet and rose, and pretty much anything that happens to be tourquoise or orange.

I'd like to meet:

the buddha, kurt vonnegut jr, studs terkel, jeff buckley, charlie rose, andy goldsworthy, frank zappa, david mack, tim burton, david bowie, jesus & mary magdalene, billy bob thornton, whomever sculpted venus of willendorf, a talking dragonfly, bjork, thomas merton (last years), stan lee, my evil twin, my maternal grandfather, jim henson, warren ellis, harriet tubman, jack kerouac, kevin spacey and anyone who might want to help me fund and build a big log cabin in the country with the intention for artistic, literary, musical and educational purposes to thrive on sustainable power in harmony with everything that is, surrounded by open pastures rumbling ever so low with the frolicking of so many llamas and alpacas.

Music:

drakkar sauna, modest mouse, the shins, zero 7, jolie holland, soul coughing, sufjan stephens, beck, bjork, tom waits, jeff buckley, rahzel, radiohead, tabla drums, dirty three, blind melon, philip glass, miles davis, bob dylan, donald byrd, ben kweller, ben lee, tori amos, frank zappa, janis joplin, ani difranco, zap mama, pink floyd, iron & wine, nick cave, devendra banhardt, vibraphone, nirvana, morning doves, cracker, the electric catfish, air, harmonica, tabla beat science, praxis, frank vignola, cake, leadbelly, the soggy bottom boys, cat power, vivaldi, laurie anderson, common, portishead, the pixies, the flaming lips, erykah badu, pink floyd, bound stems, jimi hendrix, bill frisell, gogol bordello, billie holiday, heart, fleetwood mac, juliana hatfield, talib kweli, eric clapton, crosby, stills, nash & young, yes, the doubtful guest, smashing pumpkins, ani difranco, nick drake, the andreas kapsalis trio, primus, mirah, Rjd2, cealed kasket, woody guthrie, sublime, lindsay buckingham, led zeppelin, the doors, beatbox, elliot smith, do make say think, buena vista social club, medeski, martin & wood, blur, anjelique kidjoe, the lemonheads, jane's addiction, sonic youth, tortoise, cibo matto, afrocuban allstars, q and not you, architecture in helsinki, oucho sparks, susan tedeschi, de la soul, von frickle, college radio, animal collective, kronos quartet, badly drawn boy, art blakey, jude, water percussion, the trachtenberg family slide show players, buddy miles, the ditty bops, shelby starner, regina spektor, music

Movies:

me you and everyone we know, the big white, slingblade, fried green tomatoes, i heart huckabees, waking life, office space, ghost world, labyrinth, requiem for a dream, kiss kiss bang bang, parenthood, clay pigeons, sexy beast, old school, what about bob?, ghostbusters, tommy boy, gone in 60 seconds, fight club, rosemary's baby, sin city, anything from woody allen, kevin smith, tim burton, jim henson, quentin tarantino, jim jarmusch, vincent gallo, todd solondz, john waters, charlie chaplin, jan svenkmeyer, the brothers quay....

Television:

I don't have much time for tv, but when I make time, it's always for one of the following... late nite with conan, my name is earl, craig ferguson, telemundo, simpsons, pbs.

Books:

authors/poets: kurt vonnegut, e.e. cummings, roald dahl, carl gustav jung, douglas adams, neil gaiman, j.r.r. tolkien, thomas merton, thich nhat hanh, chuck palahniuk, jack kerouac, lao tsu, sylvia plath, jostein gaarder, t.s. eliot, j.d. salinger, steve martin.......genres: satire, poetry (mostly modern american and chinese), comics, fantasy, eastern thought, phlisophy, biographies, any good fiction that may lie outside the fringes of satire.Current reading: shopgirl

Heroes:

kurt vonnegut, buddha, girl scouts, people who can always see the bright side and know how to help others to see it, mothers, 3 legged wild animals who should have 4 legs, granny d,

My Blog

follow me please

http://www.../yuwie.asp?r=57126why should rupert get paid when people look at a web page you put your time into making interesting? he shouldn't. you should. set up a page on yuwie and get paid. i mea...
Posted by bethany joy on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST

i am full of conflicting information

according to some hebrew translations, bethany means "house of misery" so, it's a marvel that my parents decided on 'joy' for my middle name.  thanks for a lifetime of internal conflict.
Posted by bethany joy on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

kombucha alive!

i have successfully brewed up my first batch of Kombucha and tonight i'm going to drag out my cauldron and shake the dust off my pointy hat and bottle up some magic potions! i love spiritually charged...
Posted by bethany joy on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

the following actually happened

the following conversation took place on August 28, 2006.  names of people and deities have been preserved to protect their egos. me:  oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes-benz?  more s...
Posted by bethany joy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:01:00 PST

i have been invited back to galapagos

many of you haven't even heard from me directly since i came back but the deal is this:  i love galapagos and the jatun satcha biological reserve has offered me a paid position which includes roo...
Posted by bethany joy on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:34:00 PST

everything you desire can be aquired for free

during the annual spring cleaning week in Elmhurst.  All these yuppies upgrade their appliances, windows, furniture, etc and save the used stuff up in their huge, purposeless garages (the Escalad...
Posted by bethany joy on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

kim's dirt : dirty three

it just doesn't make sense how in love with a song i can become.  we call it love, don't we-these infatuations, obsessions, abbreviated, microfocused lifetimes in which we identify with something...
Posted by bethany joy on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

are you there, silence? it's me, noise

there was a time in my life when it was far easier to sit around doing nothing for longer periods of time than it is in the current season.  i don't allow myself to relax completely ever any...
Posted by bethany joy on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:08:00 PST

Want to go to the Galapagos Islands???

Yeah, we all do.  I have decided to actually do it.  You have a unique opportunity to be involved. If you help me fund the trip, you will get a photo of your choice of the possibly hundreds ...
Posted by bethany joy on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:53:00 PST

at time of post, it's banging itself against the lightbulb

is there going to be another asian beetle infiltration this year because i don't want to hear bout it. alright, so it was fiftyfour* out today.  what's the gestation period on these lit...
Posted by bethany joy on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:30:00 PST