Mismatched priorities |
There's a lot of manufactured food that is consumed here at the office.... Lean Cuisine, Ramen, peanutbutter sandwiches, hungry man dinners... and the most recent... Oscar Meyer Deli Creations!h...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:34:00 PST |
A bright future in sales |
I work in an office park. Just your general, multiple sweet, hell-on-eath office park.I like to go out with the other guys on their smoke break, because you can meet other people on their smoke ...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:34:00 PST |
Everybody is feeling the heat |
I just threw a booger at my wall, but that's not related.I rode to the river the other day to do river things with my rva river crew. While I crossed the little creek that takes you ...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:03:00 PST |
heirlooms |
I've got a few. Perhaps as many as I want. I've got one behind me. My buddy Bob in Prague has a cool lamp that his Dad gave him. He couldn't take it with him when he left. I'm just holding o...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:10:00 PST |
My Neighborhood Saftey Nazi |
Its fair to say the warning signs were there. I was unlocking my bike preparing to leave table 9 when I looked across the street and saw a dude on a bike with a serious headlight.This thing was like ...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:41:00 PST |
My Latest Missed Connection 6.24.08 |
Guy on VCU Campus screaming "Thats my Bike! That's my Bike!" - 27 (VCU--Franklin)Reply to: [email protected]: 2008-06-24, 5:00PM EDTBikeless Dude Suffering From Bursts of Hysteria,If y...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:01:00 PST |
The weirdest guy Ive ever encountered |
When I was 19, I worked at the Moneytree. It was not made of wood nor covered in bills of any sort. It was partly concrete and mostly dirty. The only biomass that grew on the Moneyt...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:02:00 PST |
Cat Poetry |
AwwwLook at your mittensthey're so cuteI'm going to buy you a hatand a ceramic bowl with your name on it.The Sinkremember when I said "get off the counter?"you didn't careYou pawed at the water dripsy...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:18:00 PST |
My greatest resignation |
Like so many Richmonders before me, I worked at Sine--not because I needed the money, but because I was broke.I was probably the greatest lunch server ever. I was amazing. Bob would greet ...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:46:00 PST |
Please don’t let me cook if its only for myself |
If I fire up the grill or the stove and you’re coming over for dinner, you’ll probably be pleased. But If I fire up the stove and you’re not coming over, then you show up... Man, d...
Posted by You Know Lane-Fu on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:16:00 PST |
