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Wut it do? yeeaa It'z dat nigga Jacobi Aka J-clutch.(Sum might know me as hov) Same shit! But chea i want to start this shit off by sayin "fuck all u hater and fake ass ppl out there" 4real4real! Fuck ya'll wit a sick dick bitch! But anywayz a lil bit bout me, I'm a koo person to get a long wit. Down for anythang, new or old dont matter. I love to be on tha phone wit a lil cutie, if not then i jus kickit wit my tru nigga dat wont change on a nigg cuz sum shit came up. I mean real homiez. Cuz to me, i feel like u should alwayz be real to ur homie'z. Cuz trust ur goin to need them as much as they need u... But yea bac to me. I love to hoop all tha time. (Shot out to my nigga Blake S.) U know wut it is.... I use to blow alot, But smoke weed had to stop. Well Not all together!!! Just had to slow down like Bobby V... haha But nah real tip, jus had to get on my "grown shit" and get everythang together. Cuz I'm a strong believer in "thangz happen for a reason". So i guezz i'm say sum shit happen and made me open my eye'z to shit, I mean everythang, even who'z really down for my azz wen i'm down and out.... But My shit is to keep it real wit ur nigga and money will come....(M.O.B.) But yea any females out there dat just want to chat or mayb a lil more hit me and we can make it do wut it do baby!!!! But yea dat bout it for now... If u want to know more jus hit a nigga... oh yea shot out to my ppl'z Compton, D.C., Chris Brown, Bleek, dat nigga bobo, Lil sis, cuzzin chris, and chaz.... And if i forgot anyone my bad!!! I got u tho.... And ya'll already know TC for life!!!!!J-Clutch the other nigga 4rm tha 2:30 club.Yeeeeeeeeeeee
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My Interests

YEA! Money money money get a dollar and a dick Weezy Baby that crack, muthafucka get a fix Got money out the ass, no homo but I'm rich Bout to go get surgery and put some diamonds on my wrist YES Yep, I'm a muthafucking trip I'ma trip to Japan and buy some brand new shit Nine hundred to a grand, get you twenty eight grams If you talking 'bout bricks, I'm the interstate man And the women say damn, them niggas don't say a damn thing Boy I bet that shotty make you bounce like a bed-spring Walkin a thin line, gotta defend mine And wit no pen I'm sorta like a bomb BOOM Young toon, yea that's what my people call me Fifty thousand for the cause, trying keep the reaper off me I drink a lotta syrup, bitches say I'm sleep walkin Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking, yea Keep talking and the flame leap off the hip And keep sparking, pap pap sleep softly Yea, nap nap, nap sack, three forties Like fuck another nigga, nigga just don't be da target Young New Orleans nigga, nigga just don't be retarded We done lost everything and you looking like a bargain Purple weed, purple drink, purple heart sergeant I'm the best rapper in the game no arguing (arguing)And I don't ever write, pause Un-pause this, so keep ya bitch ass lines inside the margin Lil Wayne dot com bitch log in Put a pillow under your knees and keep ya jaws in All in ya girl mouth, use her like a toilet They usually want a baller and the young nigga balling Mike Jordan, pardon my swag Even my father rich as fuck and all my brothers left the family We said fuck it bought two houses in Miami I can't wait to do cribs, MTV c'mon get at me Any rapper wan get at me, tell ya label contact me Half four hundred for a feature, wanna battle, I'll beat ya I'm a beast, I'm a preacher, I'm the son of miss cita Mom dukes, my jeter, she the reason, she the reason Everybody woman wanna beat a boy diva, not even There's a 305 dime I wanted ever since I seen her Got a topic of this evening, hotter than a tub steaming Gotcha girlfriend dreaming of one day being Trina Notta sim seemer, ten ki's in the Beamer Got a white girl driving, couldn't do it much cleaner I'm fly in the sky like that muthafuckin ribbon Bitches got my name on em, and the nigga still living Spend a condo and a club, one bottle won't do Two bottles won't do, bottles for the whole crew, thanks And bring me that Patrone, I don't play No ice I like my drink straight, not gay And bitch that bank come everyday, I'm paid I wish a nigga come invade, get sprayed I stomp a nigga out like I got ten legs Then they fish the nigga up out the lake in ten days Behave, no ho, I'm on that Rage Rov Cash Money, Young Money, ho that money age old And can't a cage hold this animal from Hollygrove Sorry mami I be stoned, I be, I be, I be blowed Got me copy rock star, Weezy Baby fuck these hos Gotta pay me now for me to even take these hos Price sizing for a show and the flow So either Drama is my nigga, or that boy got doe Go figure that's my nigga, that's my nigga, my nerve If anybody else want it, sixty thousand a verse.. .."/.. width="425" height="350" ..

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[Jay-Z] Here's a couple of suggestions of how you could finesse it You find a dude in town, you send him a short message Say, "Hey, I'm new in town, I don't know my way around but I got some soft white that's sure to come back brown I get that butter all night cause most niggaz don't know a brick from a bike They keep buyin hard white And if you free tomorrow night we can meet and discuss price FYI, I never been robbed in my life" Or -- you find a chick, shit, you hole up in her crib and let her introduce you 'round town like her man Shake hands, make friends like it's all innocent then -- before they look up you sellin the town cook-up Or -- gorilla pimp, come up on that killer shit Take a nigga brick, smack him, then you sell it back to them Still there Brooklyn?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jacobi Chandler
Birthday: March 11, 1987
Birthplace: Dallas, Tx
Current Location: Skyway/Renton
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air force One
Your Weakness: Showin too much love to ppl!
Your Fears: Gettin fuck by a Homie!
Your Perfect Pizza: hella cheese and meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make some skool basketball team!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: So i mean!! haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who got 5 on it!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Everythang
Your Bedtime: Weneva
Your Most Missed Memory: kickit wit btich wit my nigga compton
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bk cuz!
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: iuuno
Chocolate or Vanilla: ChoColate
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: Only dat fire!!!!
Do you Swear: Yea
Do you Sing: Try to lol!!
Do you Shower Daily: Yea two timez!
Have you Been in Love: YupYup
Do you want to go to College: YupYup
Do you want to get Married: Yea
Do you belive in yourself: hell yea!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea
Are you a Health Freak: Nah cuz!
Do you get along with your Parents: YupYup couldn't go day by day wit out them!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup if i'm wit a female watchin a movie
Do you play an Instrument: Nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup, lastnite!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah! ("Weed not a drug!")
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hella nah!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah! but down to wen eva!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah cuz datz not me. (Unless it'z sum body gurl!)
Ever been Drunk: YupYup
Ever been called a Tease: Nah
Ever been Beaten up: Nah, Got hit a few timez. Datz bout it.
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: Dont want to!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Iuuno, Just own my own shit!
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Wut eva workz!
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Under 6feet.
Weight: Just not bigger than a motherfucker!
Best Clothing Style: Rocawear!
Number of Drugs I have taken: X, And u know Dat fire!
Number of CDs I own: iuuno hella!
Number of Piercings: It dont matter! But sum in betta place than other!
Number of Tattoos: Long as she got one on her lower back1:)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dont matter!

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WHO'S BETTER?? YOU DECIDE

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