corn husks, little collectables found in boxes of cereal, nocturnal creatures, music, drums, big butts, XBox 360, Halo, huge butts,ass , paper mache (i think thats how you spell it) , little anal dwelling butt monkeys, and long walks on the beach.
I would like to meet someone like me because if I did that, i would be looking at myself except not really because everyone knows that I am me which would defeat the purpose all together. What i am saying is that a corporate democracy such as Asbekastan would interest not only this nation, but many nations to come. This blue fred flintstone replica could sell for a measly 40 dollars, but why do that when you can spend it all on hookers and booze?! Gosh, can i get a number 4 combo with a large spritzer? Why do kamakazees wear helmets? It's not like their gonna need em. their mission is to kill themselves for their country, why put something else in the way of that. Children need to read more stories about ghosts and goblins, to scare the shit outta themselves. Kids today don't get enough excitement. What I propose is a 15million dollar health plan that not only ensures retirees can get their social security benefits, they also recieve an endowment from the IRS solidifying that Matt Hill is gay. On another note, Dr. Jason Bennett has brought to me attention a very important and impotent subject... the subject of people wearing trenchcoats in the middle of summer. Must I say more ?! And whats is with parking attendants and you leaving you their keys? Its like you want them to steal your car. Idiot. My favorite time of the year is summer because thats when heat strokes are easiest to obtain. I wish that Thor was a real person. He could fly around and punch people and noone could touch him. It would be cool to watch a stinger missle launched right at his face. He could stop it though ... I hope. Catwoman couldnt do that. She's a damn pussy. Mini refrigerators are the shit. Whoever says otherwise can go to hell - because there, all they have are the large fridges. That reminds me about this time that I placed a fireant on my left undescended testicle. Ouch! Mama Mia! Digorno pizza is a life saver, especially when given to starving people - like monkeys. I wish that rocks were edible. I would eat those bitches day in and day out. Rocks rocks rocks. That would rock my socks off. Deficating would be difficult tho. But, if you timed it right and drank a lot of coca-cola, you could have cannon. that would be nifty. Almost as nifty as pablo fransisco. He's a funny bitch. Rum should be the national drink. It tastes so satisfying while driving in a busy highway. Shit comes at you fast when you got a little captain in you. So transformers is cool , but whats up with my little pony? Wheres the movie about little ponies that prance around with pinkish hair? Fuck man (or woman - preferably a woman) ! I mean damn , how much more manly can you get ? I know that I am a man because I have a penis. Super Mario brothers is a very homo-sexual video game. Why you ask? This isnt the price is right - you dont get to ask questions here bitch! I'll tell you why - because you play as little Italian men who just jump around on things and use pipes. Gay or italian plumbers? I can't tell the difference. You know who can ? Reverend Al Sharpton can. He's sharp! Like a battle axe. Cant I get a burrito at this time of night? Jeez! Monkeys have it made in life. You get to eat flavorful bannanas, fruit, and your own poop. You even get to throw your poop at anyone or thing just because you feel like it. I do those things anyways - but if i was a monkey, maybe it would be more acceptable in society. It would hurt to get your willie pierced. Like a harpoon in a whale. Sperm whale - haha! I'll bet he gets made fun of the most out of all of his whale friends. But, don't you dare anger that whale because he has a short temper!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: Midgets
2: Handicapped People
3: Hairy Vaginas
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Kellyn
2: Blake
3: Curt
Three Things I love:
1: Drums
2: Girlfriend
3: Being an alien
Three Things I hate:
1: Hot poops
2: Mexican food
3: Cancer
Three things I don't understand:
1: Books
2: Yoda
3: Driving a car
Three things on my desk:
1: I don't
2: Own a
3: fucking desk !
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: Typing this
2: Breathing
3: Wasting precious minutes of my life on this god forsaken survey that no one will read and if they do read it, they will not want to talk to me anymore because I am wierd. poo
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: Burn down a church
2: Take a crap and throw it at someone - preferrably a stranger, but who cares?
3: Eat my weight in chocolate in 1 sitting!
Three things I can do:
1: Eat my weight in chocolate in 1 sitting!
2: Play drums well enough that people don't boo at me anymore.
3: Sit on my thumb
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: Strange
2: Good
3: Nice
Three things I can't do:
1: Read
2: Snowboard
3: Sneeze and shit without blinking
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