Although Emeril Lagasse, Fernand Point, and Robert Escoffier may have a different opinion, I am the universe's greatest living Chef. The kitchen has become my test lab and hideaway from the world where I fuse different methods and ingredients from different cultures and see how great I can make things taste. It has also become a place to become temporarily insane. All in all it is so worth it. Music is somethin I love just as much as food. Nothin can give me the chills like the right note or the perfect time change out of no where and the band is all on the same page. No other talent in the world deserves the recognition and moola as a great musician does. That's why I would be the biggest pimp daddy if I could only be a famous Chef who busts out a sick guitar lick while his Stuffed Pork Loin of Brandy Flambeed Apples rests to proper temperature. And btw I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggiydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
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