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barkndog

whateva

About Me

one time I was like on a plane to hawaii with my parents and this guy gets on next to me and he is talking about how he is going to alaska and its so cool to fish on salmon boats and how he is going to get rich. And then he drank some more and then I couldnt understand him and them he went pee pee in his pants. And then he went to sleep. And when we landed he woke up and asked me - where am I and I said Hawaii and he said SHIT!

My Interests

surfin, old fords, fast saabs, ducatis, vespas, lambrettas, ehhhhh, art, ehhh pizza

I'd like to meet:

Artists like me, car people, vespa people ducati people, saab people, lambretta people, dorks who are hotties and other interesting gob stoppers

Music:

yep

Movies:

yep

Television:

not really

Books:

yep

Heroes:

no

My Blog

dead saab and marriage number tre

So im in LA to go to my dads wedding - his third. bachelor party tonite was alright pretty fun actually. I got to watch some prehistoric dudes do test tube shooters wooo hooo. Pretty freaking random.M...
Posted by barkndog on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

1000 spiders

mommy spider had 1000 baby spiders so now the are falling like rain... all around me like tiny stars in the night they come... what will they eat... where will they make a home... they land on my scre...
Posted by barkndog on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

new art show up on the west side

go to coffeetopia on mission and check out my paintings. theres a pad for leaving comments so write me a note
Posted by barkndog on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:32:00 PST

so is faster better

its got 5 gears goes zero to 60 in 5.9 seconds looks like your moms car on steroids does burnouts at 60 mpg
Posted by barkndog on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:06:00 PST

cat walk

Alone backstage, can't remember the name of the band. FUCK. Some dude lurking he's gonna get thrown out. A ladder. Climb. Up maintain left right left steady now. Don't do that just look up yep. Up on ...
Posted by barkndog on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST