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Kristin McLaughlin

krissychick

About Me

deep down inside i am just a lump of sugar. unrefined.

My Interests

gingers, alter-egos, scotch, harmless fibs, grime, coffee, vegetables, reading magazines , red wine, cassette tapes, my typewriter, collages, pretending, reminiscing, whales, sitting on rooftops, spying on chumps with my binoculars, having impractical crushes, thai food , all sorts of junk. oh, and I like a good trade paperback everyonce in a while....................................................... ............................................................ ..... not interested in: meat, gin, cruel boys, homophobia and most other forms of ignorance, baby corn, most action films, being cold, old & ball-y sheets, black licorice, snobby infants, and watching other people play video games.. especially Starcraft.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Klosterman. Again, for the third time. He fancies me to be a super fox and I'd like to prove it to him someday. Oh and Dirty Mittens ,too.

Music:

donovan mostly.

Movies:

woody allen movies usually make me feel nice

Television:

♥Arrested Development♥ ♥Curb Your Enthusiasm♥ ♥Scrubs ♥Sex and the City♥ ♥Jeopardy♥ ♥Conan O'Brian♥

Books:

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Fargo Rock City, Killing Yourself to Live (Chuck Klosterman)... Herman Hesse. Every one of L. Frank Baum's Oz books. almost every spin magazine eva..and everything else in the entire world

Heroes:

Steven Lloyd: haxor and poet
The following was found on a scrap of paper in my house....The author is Steven Lloyd.


"kristin lives here and this is her typewriter.

kristin manages to remain hip.

kristin maintains a high fiber diet and frequents many hip night clubs.

the musical waves of seaside beckon kristin to the ocean, with its whales from the sea

gills long evolved away

up she rises from the egg....bert"

♥♥♥♥♥Chuck Klosterman♥♥♥♥♥ Steven Lloyd doing cheap data recovery in Portland, Oregon. http://www.stentoriandata.com

My Blog

KIDS. part one.

There's nothing quite like hearing a 5-year-old say the word "lunchbox."  He says this word with bewilderment.  With seemingly deliberate enunciation and a wide-eyed expression. Because when...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:15:00 PST

Ive almost made it...

The glorious day is fast approaching.  You know: the one. That unholy day of christening (kristining).  That coming of age day that we all have waited for previously or are current...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

a few notes pertaining to my character...

I feel complelled to say that in lieu of a few proper amenities: (these things being produce, toothpaste, and a place to live) I have resorted to the consumption of copious amounts of fake m...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

a mailbox and a warehouse: 9-21-06

Thursday the 21st of September was one of the most emotionally wreckless days of my adult life (the past fourteen days).  Both in mind and body- curious indiscretions evolved.  It started wh...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:25:00 PST

"you do, Kristin, you do"

-After spending $50 that I did not have to spare and polishing off a bottle of white wine before 6pm today I realize that perhaps I am slightly irresponsible. -I am explaining to Carly how d...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:57:00 PST

taint easy

The industrial area of S.E. Portland will be the bane of my existence.  I crashed again last night...twice.  I don't do well with railroad tracks apparently.  A tremendous crash along t...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST

Noteworthy Happenstances

-I am conversing with my sister, Carly, last weekend when she informs me that she is cat-sitting for a friend.  She states that the animal is seemingly monsterous but upon closer inspec...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

Letter to a Friend

Dearest Hazel Owens (known in some circles* as "Rumple") I am writing regarding the lives we lead and the love we share. You, dear, are selling adventure in a sweaty booth in paridise as I pour beau...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:13:00 PST

Why I Hate Sufjan Stevens.

  I like Sufjan Stevens.  As pretentious and holy as he may be, I like Sufjan.  Illinois and Greetings from Michigan: The Great Lakes State, Stevens latest two albums are expertly orche...
Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:54:00 PST

80's workout photoblog

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Posted by Kristin McLaughlin on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST