Laundry Day 2: The Sock Rebellion |
So I know I've talked about laundry before, but when I wrote the last rant on laundry, I purposefully edited out an entire section. (Due, in the most part, to its underlying racist tones. Then I reali...
Posted by The Ranter on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST |
You Know the Drill |
My birthday is today, which means a few things. One, I have to take nineteen illegal shots of alcohol throughout the day. Two, I have to post a rant. Three, I have to make doctor's and dentist's appo...
Posted by The Ranter on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:51:00 PST |
How to Pick Up a Ranter |
Unless you're younger than a teenager, you've most likely had some experience in your life walking into a bar, party, or dentist's office and using a pickup line. (Or, if you're a girl, had a pickup l...
Posted by The Ranter on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:05:00 PST |
The Cripple Rant |
Its hard being a cripple. I now know this from experience because as I type this, I am one. You see, recently I broke my wrist, and since then I’ve pretty much been getting no breaks what...
Posted by The Ranter on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:17:00 PST |
I need to be Committed |
I want to talk about something extremely important: A problem facing over 50% of the population, and the deep secret behind the affliction. I am talking, of course, about guys and commitment.
Back on ...
Posted by The Ranter on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST |
Whats up With the Writers’ Strike? |
I have discovered why the writers are STILL on strike. And I hate to say the reason, because I came up with my theory before the Giants beat the Packers. Wait& that felt good& The Giants beat The Pack...
Posted by The Ranter on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST |
A Rant to End All (Other) Rants |
Comedians. Everyone thinks they're one. (Aren't they all so goddamn obnoxious?) They go by different names: Comedians, Stand-Up Artists, Actors, Writers, Singers, and, sometimes even humorists. But re...
Posted by The Ranter on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST |
A Rant for the New Year |
Happy New years all! In this past year a lot of crazy stuff happened. But worry not! I am sure that MUCH crazier stuff will come out of next year. Provided for all your reading enjoyment, here is my r...
Posted by The Ranter on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:08:00 PST |
HoHoHo! A Rant for the Holidays |
Ho Ho Ho! MERRY non-secular holiday event. Oh& what was that? I can't say non-secular holiday event anymore? I'm sorry but it appears that the government is forcibly removing the word& uhh& C-h-r-i-s-...
Posted by The Ranter on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:01:00 PST |
The Overcommercialization of the Rant |
Do you ever feel bored in the mid-afternoon? Does the thought of the 11th of every month make you laugh? Do your feet smell? Do you sit at home answering commercials? If you answered "yes" to a...
Posted by The Ranter on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:17:00 PST |
