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J

By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!!!!!!!

About Me

Myspace Layout Maker v2.0 Non-traditional student who is a psychology major at EKU, but from another part of the state. Living with bipolar 1 disorder (don't know what that is? look it up!). Favorite movies include comedies, horror, and very little science fiction. Favorite music is power, thrash, death, and black metal.P.S. "more to love" means I'm FAT!!!!! If you don't like that, I don't give a damn! I'm also ugly too if you hadn't noticed by my pics.....
How evil are you?
I AM 100% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com

My Interests

Movies, music, football, politics, psychology, working with children, concerts, researching bipolar disorder, history, creative writing, stand up comedy, hanging around with my nephew (for some reason he likes me.....go figure, but then again, he's 8), wood and metal working, cooking, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera (movie reference---guess which movie). I'm disappointed in everyone, no one can get the quote, so here's a hint: Rodgers and Hammerstein. Battlestar Galactica- Tribute to War (fan video)

I'd like to meet:

Looking for anyone who is intelligent, not too self-absorbed or self-centered, emotionally low maintenance, has the same interests as myself or open minded enough to look at things from a different perspective. (oh who cares, right?)

Music:

Anything by Phil Anselmo (Pantera/Down/Superjoint Ritual), Chuck Schuldiner (Death/Control Denied), Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad), & James Murphy (Death/Obituary/Testament). Others include: Emperor, At the Gates, Slayer, Social Distortion, H.I.M., Type O Negative, Deicide, Vital Remains, Morbid Angel, Iced Earth, Anthrax, Carcass, Mortiis, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ramones, The Haunted, Hatebreed, Behemoth, Lacuna Coil, Motorhead, Godflesh, Possessed, Exodus, Danzig (first 4 cds), Saint Vitus, Kyuss, The 69 Eyes, Celtic Frost, Immortal, Mayhem, Life of Agony, Opeth, Hank Williams, Hank Williams III, Johnny Cash, Nile, Goatwhore, Melechesh, Satyricon, Tenacious D, D.R.I., Bad Religion, Black Sabbath (Ozzy & RJD eras), Pentagram, Metallica (Kill 'em All- Justice era), High on Fire, Coheed and Cambria, W.A.S.P., Queen, Pink Floyd, Richard Cheese & The Lounge Against the Machine, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Mastodon, John Williams, Turbonegro, Scum, etc. Megadeth w/ Cristina Scabbia- A Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)

Movies:

The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Evil Dead trilogy, The Usual Suspects, X-Men movies, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, George A. Romero's Dead series, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Cannibal Holocaust, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hellboy, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Predator 2, The Exorcist, Exorcist 3, Ringu, The Ring, Seven Samurai, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Kevin Smith movies, Quentin Tarantino movies, The Omen, House of 1000 Corpses, The Crow, Lucio Fulci movies, Heavy Metal, Bubba Ho-Tep, Scarface, The Godfather (Parts 1&2), Hellraiser, Living Hell, Ju-On: The Grudge, Shaun of the Dead, Ali G Indahouse, Napoleon Dynamite, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, The Star Wars Saga, Sin City, Dark Side of Oz (for those who don't know, that is when you play The Wizard of Oz & Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon simultaneously), Serenity, Yojimbo, The Devil's Rejects, Batman Begins, Dune (Sci-Fi Channel version), Spiderman series, Hammer Horror films, Jackass, etc. Halloween by Rob Zombie- Movie Trailer (in theaters August 31, 2007)

Television:

CSI, Law & Order, Monk, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70s Show, The Sopranos, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Battlestar Galactica (new series), Last of the Summer Wine, The Office (US & UK), 24, Penn & Teller: Bull$hit!, Boondocks, Rescue Me, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Lost, Firefly, The Colbert Report, Samurai Champloo, UFC, House, M.D., The Venture Bros., Star Trek (all series), Metalocalypse, Jackass, etc. House, MD- Best Moments (fan video)

Books:

Catch 22, Lord of the Rings, Psycho, Hannibal, Lords of Chaos, The Crow, Watchmen, Kingdom Come, V for Vendetta, Silence of the Lambs, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Sin City series, books and articles on religion, politics, science, history, etc.

Heroes:

My father. (and if you find that funny you can go to Hell!) Ok, mom's up there too. But don't you think that (good) dads don't get enough credit? They advertise diamonds for Mother's Day, don't you think you should at least buy the old man a lapdance instead of a damned tie?

My Blog

Movie Review: The Bourne Ultimatum

If you have seen the previous two installments of this movie series (The Bourne Identity & The Bourne Supremacy), you know that Bourne is a guy who is an amnesiac trying to piece his past together...
Posted by J on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

Movie Review: The Simpsons Movie

It took 18 seasons and 400 episodes (longest running primetime sitcom in U.S. television history), but they finally made it into a movie after years of teasing audiences.   True, the past few yea...
Posted by J on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:14:00 PST

Movie Review: Transformers

After years of speculation, and over twenty years of anticipation, the Transformers have finally made it into a live action film.  With any long-existing franchise, they seem to want to make this...
Posted by J on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Movie Review: 300

First things first:  if you view this movie as a political tool against the people of Iran and that the Spartans represent the United States, you need to get out more and quit sipping your mocha ...
Posted by J on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:56:00 PST

Well, It's a Blog I Guess.

The following may seem broad or incoherrent to some, so bare with me.It's been awhile since my last blog. After reading that one as well as a few others, I have come to a conclusion: damn, was I pisse...
Posted by J on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

I Just Wanted to Say......

I'm sorry.  I'm sorry I'm not good enough.  I'm sorry I don't meet up to standards.  I'm sorry my efforts to improve are in vain.  I'm sorry that it is so easy to lie to me as well...
Posted by J on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:56:00 PST

Thinking

While looking at the chessboard in the game of life, you always have to play against the white pieces carefully (that is not a racial reference. learn how to play the game!).  I think some of us ...
Posted by J on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

Movie Review: V for Vendetta

Tonight I watched a early screening of the adaptation of Alan Moore & David Lloyd's graphic novel of a futuristic totalitarian England, V for Vendetta.  The adaptation is directed by James Mc...
Posted by J on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST

Hell, I DO ALL of this! (Read editorial at the bottom)

1.]While I hold your hand, I'll play with your fingers. [ 2.]Tickle you & make you laugh. [ 3.]Kiss you. [ 4.]And not only kiss you on the lips, but kiss you on the cheek and forehead too. [ 5.]Ho...
Posted by J on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:05:00 PST

RIP- Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III (1940-2005)

On December 10, one of the greatest comedians to have ever lived died of a heart attack.  He was 65.  Richard Pryor was a sufferer of multiple sclerosis for the latter part of his life which...
Posted by J on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:45:00 PST