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Our moms only give us presents for HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

About Me

*DISCLAIMER*
The Lodi Brotherhood in any of it's forms, takes NO resposibility for ANY actions of it's fans, fiends, Vomiteers, or The D-Brigade in any of their physical, mental, or emotional states. The Lodi Brotherhood also reserves the right to frighten, horrify, terrify, and/or make sick anyone who comes to their shows. The Lodi Brotherhood also reserves the right to be THE MOST MEMORABLE LOCAL BAND YOU WILL EVER SEE IN THE SOUTHEAST!!!!!
BOOKING: FOR YOUR CONVIENIENCE, YOU CAN BOOK THE LODI BROTHERHOOD RIGHT HERE ON THIS PAGE. Or contact J. Allen Wretched on his personal Myspace page.
Up from the depths of the Forbidden Zone come The Lodi Brotherhood. Vile and sickening to the senses, J. Allen Wretched and the T-850 puke forth insane rantings of immature and evil horror. THE LODI BROTHERHOOD is well on their way to becoming the Greatest and Only PUKE ROCK band of all time. We will trash the place and puke on you. With catchy riffs and lunatic lyrics this WALKING SICKLY HORDE OF SCOUNDRELS are prepared to wreak their DASTARDLY plot of noisy subjigation upon all you HORROR AND VOILENCE FREAKS out there.
Our Vomiteer of the month is a sacred title that only a select few shall recieve. There will be many repercussions for achieving this title, such as being made fun of for the rest of your life, being exhaulted above all others for your bravery in the heat of drunkeness, or getting to pay for our meal....depending on the circumstances of your induction into the Hall Of Vomiteers...
With this being said, we want to thank all of our devoted and true fiends and invite you all to do something stupid for our entertainment. Keep up all the glorious work.
Our Vomiteer of the Month is: "The King Of Tupelo" Rick Dunsford, for all his help, support, and great attitude. Also for inviting us to Arkansas to hang out with Michale Graves and to support The West Memphis Three. Rick is also the FIRST EVER Vomiteer to be elected by wholesome means and not for something degrading to himself, but we'll get him soon.....HA HA HAAAA.

Can anybody knock this juggernaut off his throne?
Can anyone usurp this Titan of pulcritude?
Find out Next Month!
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
Come on you freaks and geeks, let's help these guys out!
They're innocent and don't deserve what is happening to them!
HERE ARE A FEW QUOTES FROM SOME LOYALE FANS:
"when we see the LODI signal flash in the sky, the fiends will come and rape the living and party all night!!!! There will always be shows, and the dickheads wont be there to see it!! they cant handle the greatness of the Lodi so fuck the the pop agenda with a tire iron for all i fucking care!!" ~ Mephisto Black of NECROVOLVER
"Well it would have been a good show. I thoroughly enjoyed the Lodi Brotherhood show at the Princess Theater in Columbus, MS recently. But as far as Dec. 29 goes, if the Lodi Brotherhood ain't playing, I ain't going!" ~ Dale the Primtime Hitman
"...we dont want to see some other shitty bands, we want to see the best show in the southeast, the lodi brotherhood!" ~ Michael
THE GORE WHORES LOVE US, SO SHOULD YOU!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/11/2005
Band Members: T850- Sonic Artificial Intelligence, and killing Sarah Conner.

J. Allen Wretched- Grim Non-Musical Guitar Animal, Psycho-billy Vocals, and teaching zombies to work as a team.

All drum tracks currently on this page were recorded by Brandon "TINMAN ASSMASHER" Dykes
Influences: The bands collective influences are: The Misfits, Insane Clown Posse, Michale Graves, Danzig, Pantera, Ramones, old horror movies, 80's action movies, physical fitness, and physical UN-fitness.

The T-850's influences are: Danzig, Bob Dylan, Alice in Chains, Misfits, Chuck Norris, a few friends that are musicians, Samhain, The Terminator, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Smashing Pumpkins, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Vernon Reid.

J. Allen Wretched's influences are: The Misfits(both old and new), Michale Graves, Quincy C. Kirk III, Insane Clown Posse, Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein, Danzig, Dimebag Darrell, Mister Monster, Dead Kennedys, Sylvester Stallone, Breaking things, Ramones, Calabrese, and last but most definately not least... pissing off the trendy.

Sounds Like: Someone vomitting whilst swinging an axe around inside a guitar shopPlease, feel free to let us know how much you hate us
Record Label: J. Allen Wretched's Graverobber Recordings
Type of Label: None

My Blog

What’s happening in the world of The Lodi Brotherhood

Soon FIENDS, Soon. J. Allen Wretched will be teaming up yet again with the GREATEST Vox-Machine in The Forbidden Zone, The T-850, for the concoction of some BRAND NEW MATERIAL. We've got new riffs in ...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

The Lodi Brotherhood are in the Horror Business

One of our songs may be featured in the soon to be filmed Scream Farm movie, which will be directed by Ted Alderman and stars our good friend Kimberly Lynn Cole(Cremains Body Snatchers). The film is s...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:51:00 PST

Opening for Dr. Chud's X-ward

October 27th, 2006.....Columbus, MS.....The Princess Theatre!!!!! We will be opening up for one of our heros, Dr. Chud. Former drummer for the Misfits turned lead singer and songwriter for his Horror ...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

Trash the Place Video

The video shoot is over and now we wait for the finished product. We want to thank everybody that came out and helped, Emily, Uncle Dustin, Tonewah, Jamie, Biscuit, Brandin, and most importantly Grego...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:33:00 PST

This Army Of Ours Grows

It is with Great Pleasure that I announce The First complete Linup for The Lodi Brotherhood. T- 850- Vox J. Allen Wretched - Guitar NNY "Hammerizer" Salerno - Bass TINMAN ASSMASHER - Drums We now...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:52:00 PST

Assault on 6th Avenue

Greetings to the horde,        A friend of ours was stabbed this weekend. I repeat STABBED. The Lodi Brotherhood was present for this stabbing and may find ourselves in c...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:59:00 PST

trashing the place

Greetings, I would just like to say that trashing the place is awesome J. Allen Wretched and I took part in a very memorable trashing of our friends house this weekend. It was perfect. We'll put some ...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:05:00 PST

Rotting away

Greetings to the horde. We intended to record some new songs this weekend, instead we watched First Blood, and Meat for Satan's Icebox. Nevertheless we will have some new stuff recorded soon unless we...
Posted by The Lodi Brotherhood (NEW SONG) on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:46:00 PST