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Funeralwoman

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About Me


El Paso, Tx, is my hometown and have many friends and not to forget mi familia loca. I did live in New Orleans, LA due to my profession as funeral director. Dude, the death rate out there is outrageous. I can't go by without saying the people I worked with is laid back... LOL! Cause of KATRINA I have moved back to my home town and ruled over again. Now, I wanted to get out of Hell El Paso and as a Gypsy that I am, I moved to California. I'm in San Bernardino, CA. Now, my only friend is Frank. I love him, he is the best. Oh, thanks to Nici! To those who don't know me, I don't listen to anyone who trys to tell me what to do, but I'm a good listener when you need a friend, but not when I've been drinking, your problems will become a joke to me. I tell jokes when I'm nervous. I like all types of music, but I love rock. I'm talkative, loves a crowd, tough minded, stubborn, guarded, imaginative, reflective, likes change, neat, plans ahead well I try, and I have high standards.
Getting on Myspace,I've seen and start talking to lot of people I haven't seen in years. I have meet many people who I've grown to adore deeply more and more everyday; Amber aka Evil Nun, Keren, Danny, Perla, my lil Alex, Hugo, Rudy, my favorite person Frank the Tank, and some many more, you all fuckin rock! I do miss everyone from New Orleans, Houston and El Paso. You all know who you are, don't worry... I will visit but you fuckers better have something comfortable for me to sleep on. I got myself the most comfortable bed ever, which my friends and I like to call "The Perfect Drug."
Thanks for stopping by and reading my cute profile. You all keep it clean! And remember SEX, DRUGS and ROCK-N-ROLL! Undertaker seeks Hitman... I see dead people...
What a woman, I am!
A teacher asked me in class, "What do you want out of life?"
I in the back row raised my hand and said, 'All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says'.
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"
I said, "A mink on my back,a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
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What are you listening to right now?: Crystal Ship~The Doors
What was the last thing you ate?: Chile Rojo Burrito
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: Brown
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: My Yelling Mom.. ugh
The first thing you notice about the oppostie sex?: Neck
Favorite type of food?: What I make fuckers, its GOOD!
Do you drink?: Fuck YEAH!
Ever got so drunk you don't remember?: Twice...
What color are your eyes?: Caca Brown
Single?: Yeah!
Favorite month?: June
Favorite day of the week?: Two for Tuesday
Are you too shy to ask to ask someone out?: Uh... Fuck No!
Hugs or kisses?: I can get BOTH!
Chocolate or Vanilla?: On me or on who...?
Any pets?: Betty Kitty
.. Yahoo....
Dogs or cats?: Dogs, I know I got a cat.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: Two.
Are you missing someone?: Always.
Do you love to eat?: Dude, I'm the ORIGINAL, Fatkid
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My Interests

I love my chucks!

I'd like to meet:


Pancho Villa, the founder of Chico's Tacos (just to shake that man's hand), Gloria Trevi, Betty Page, Anne Rice, Johnny Depp, Jim Morrison and The Tank Man, unknown name. Anyone who is genuine... many more to come. On Myspace, I like to meet anyone who wants to chat and is fun to be friends with. I'm not a number so don't add me to just add me. I'm not here to talk dirty to you and send picture of my chest. I'm open mind about many things but will not disrespect myself.

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Music:



I love music, mostly Rock and alot of spanish. I love The Doors, U2, Incubus, Korn, hey OutKast everyone knows I can dance, Vicente Ferandez, Gloria Trevi, Coldplay, Blue October, Weezer, Smashing Pumkins, Carfanes, Dreden Dolls, Squrrel Nut Zipper, Type O Negative, Anything Box, Pasty Cline, Counting Crows, OMD, The Animals, Silverchair, Julieta Venegas, Eddie Cochran Rod Stewart, The Quakes, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Foo Fighters, Sevendust, Madonna, Juanes, Depeche Mode, Mana, Rage Against the Machine, Tom Petty, Enrique Iglesias, Shakira, No Doubt, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Sparta, At The Drive Inn, Deftones, Train, Nirvana, GreenDay, AC/DC, Alanis Morissette, Metallica, The Scorpions, White Snake, Twisted Sister, Faith No More, Billy Idol, Poison, REM, Jane's Addiction, Prodigy, Mazzy Star, The Cure, The Smiths, Reverend Horton Heat,

Dean Martin, The Formaldebrides, Nekromantix, The Cult, The Giljoteens, Poe, Elvis, Tom Jones, The Misfits, Danzig, Sex Pistols, Bush, Veruca Salt, Porno For Pyros, The Police, Blondie, B-52's, Lords of Acid, Pedro Fernandez, Pepe Aguilar, Rocio Durcal RIP, Luis Miguel, Pantera, Motley Crue, the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Who, Styx, INXS, Tim McGraw he is a hot guy, Papa Roach, Rob Zombie, Cafe Tacvba, Ani DiFranco, A Perfect Circle, Velvet Revolver, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Matthews Band, Pistolera, HIM, Fixed Idea, The Gobax, The Devil's Doll, The Rocketz, John Mayer, Godsmack, and among many more. I am open to more, whats out there, Blood for Blood and Tigar Army, fuckin kick ass!

Movies:

Just to show you a few of the movies I like... Anything with sexy Johnny Depp.

Crybabay, where I fell in love with Johnny Depp, for the first time.

Alot of action, war and anything that can start with a funeral, movies... Flatliners, Rocky I-V, Half Baked, Empire Records, Clerks, Lord of the Rings, and any Mobster movies, too. All of the Godfather's, Donnie Brasco, Mystic River, Traffic, American History X The LOST BOYS, Saw ReQuiem for a Dream, The Omen, The Ring, The Boondock Saints,

The Motorcycle Diaries, Baseketball Daries, Blow, Gone in 60 SECONDS Willy Wanka and Charlie and The Cholate Factory. Man, I can go on but you get the idea, yeah.

What part would you play in a horror movie???
The Killer
No parts for you, except those of others...

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Television:



You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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Which Family Guy character are you?
Stewie Griffin
You are an anarchist, a thespian, and you hate your family (especially your mom) as well as pickels. For Christmas, you want either a dead Lois or some plutonium. Also, you can do a lounge version of Rocket Man by Elton John.

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Which South Park character are you?
Cartman
A big fat kid that hates hippies and likes making fun of jews.(kyle)

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Books:


I really Don't read anything unless it a must, reason for that i have A D D.... I just recently finished a book call, "Fear of Flying," it was a great book for any girl with an open mind. Thanks for telling about Caffe Slut.

You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

Jack Skellington

Which Tim Burton's movie charcter are you?
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Heroes:

My mom, she had 7 freakin' kids... I would of killed every single one of us. My wonderful true friend Vanessa because she understands me, hard to do. She never judges anyone, she one of those people that when your with her you can be yourself. She finds all your fawls to be interesting and tell you why their good. Vanessa is the first true female friend that I have had, I guess cuz we are both like dudes. She is sucker for food, but hey thats why we got along so well. My beautiful Viv, is our mommy of our Trio(Vanessa, Viv and me). Viv is the strongest of us three to be able to handle me I have not always been nice, raised a lil boy, got school done, flying fast in a career and be there as a sister for me. Over the years we have grown closer than ever. She is hot and so smart, I'm proud to have her as my friend. Viv is getting married to wonderful Sergio and has made me her maid of honor, which I never thought anyone would want me too, but I was happy to be it. Frank, he has been someone I look up too. He never gets mad and looses his cool. Is wonderful with kids and with hard headed people like me. I must also add my lil bro, Slick Kat, he wasn't so slick but now he growing up to be a great man. I'm just glad that he changed his ways.... He was starting to look like a EMMMO Kid!
Last but not least the founder of Chico's Tacos for making my tummy happy after many long nights, u rock! Bettie Page for being so beautiful. Also, many other friends, who have partied like rock stars with me!!!!!! But at the end Heroes let you down, too! So, I have more admiration for this people, that I mention.

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Social Distortion Show

Social Distortion show was fuckin' great.  I was waiting for this show for a while and Glen Garza mention to me that they were looking at SD coming to El Paso, I knew then it was going to b...
Posted by Funeralwoman on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST