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TOILET SEAT ASSISTANCE!!

move mover mr. holyness, let the little people through

About Me


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im a high strung homo but try my best to balance myself out. i like real people who get it. i like to stay busy or rather have to stay busy. i like to hang out with my friends and will go out anywhere, especially dive bars and titty bars! im very loud and im cheap and i like free stuff and love to dumpster dive. haha im a very picky eater and have a beautiful man who makes me wonderful food. i just recently moved to TX and i love it. i love all the mexican food and am planning a trip to the boarder myself. i love my animals like they are people, and if you dont like them or are mean to them, i prolly dont like you

My Interests

i like to read about serial killers/freak shows/circuses and psychology and other non-fiction, i love makin jewelry and hanging with friends and doing things on the spure of the moment. i luv natural living and people watching. i am beginning to really enjoy riding my bike and i have recently learned to knit

I'd like to meet:

Any-one down and not homophobic,racist, or sexist. id love to meet bjork and oprah to name a couple, haha. i like people who are funny and they dont know it.

Music:

ani, tori,pj harvey,bjork,sade,depeche mode, melt banana,black eyes,kd lang,cyndi lauper,erasure,the cure,gus gus, sugarcubes,garthbrooks, reba,trina,outkast,nwa,tupac,jays mixes,biggie, erasure,the cure, the smiths, prince, tlc,cher, i am the world trade center, outkast, nwa, trina, madonna, the judds, beyonce, liz phair, bitch and animal,indigo girls,salt and pepa,devo,L7,babes in toyland,mates of state,the cranberries,hole,no doubt, divine,bette,britney,barbara,en vogue,dixie chicks,david bowie,queen,sleator kinney,peaches,sweet baby jaysus,trums and tuba,ace of base,abba,the flaming lips,insane clown posse(haha), the donnas,al green,janis,wu tang clan,mary j,erikah badu,jewel,jem and the holograms,jay-z,lil kim,snoop,elliot smith,janet,book of love,shakespeare's sister,patsy cline, natalie merchant,blondie,dee-lite,bonnie rait,chris isaak,tracey chapman,portishead, joy division (neworder),book of love,bratmobile,enya,tina turner, ole dirty b,tricky,massave attack,annie lennox,the go go's,joni mitchell, sinnead o'conner,siouxsie,garbage,dead prez,tool,dolly parton,linda perry,rusted root,queen,,ice cube,cat power,morriessey,808 state,4 non blondes,hedwig,allison kraus,aretha,beatles,lisa loeb,

Movies:

christopher guest,john waters,muriel's wedding,joy luck club,fried green tomatoes,reality bites,wet hot american summer,house of yes,incredible shrinking woman,fargo,porn,kubrick,rhinestone cowboy,urban cowboy, 9 to 5, anthing scary/twisted,the hours,far from heaven,super troupers, steel magnolias,CB4,tarnation,hedwig

Television:

family guy,all adult swim,roseanne,golden girls,designing woman,degrassi,wonder years,chapelle show,daily show,crank yankers, dog the bounty hunter!!! ,full house,strangers w/candy,figure it out,gymnastics,cheerleading,oprah,small wonder,rags to riches,ab fab,iron chef,french and saunders, will and grace, henry rollins show,supernanny

Books:

NON-FICTION,psychology,maya angelou,freud,christopher rice,MICHAEL MOORE,anything serial killers,freak shows/circus,non-history book history, amy and david sadaris, john cameron mitchell

Heroes:

OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, huey p and M.L.K.!

My Blog

i'm back

okay im back from my very adventurous trip from the east coast!!!   pennsyvanvia, delaware and NEW JERSEY baby,   atlantic city was HOT, everything was "bangin" there, haha &n...
Posted by TOILET SEAT ASSISTANCE!! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

city of brotherly love

PHILLY,  HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!     MOLLY AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER TO TEAR IT UP,   KANT WAIT TO SEE HOOOKERS IN ATLANTIC CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ...
Posted by TOILET SEAT ASSISTANCE!! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

my free government assistant

i have to be at the injun clinic in south dallas at 8am tomorrow, bless my heart    ...
Posted by TOILET SEAT ASSISTANCE!! on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

car tires and chicken wires

ok some hackers have hacked their way into my myspace TWO Xs!!!   So I have changed my password, but its like i feel so violated too see macy's coupon thingies that I blogged but i really di...
Posted by TOILET SEAT ASSISTANCE!! on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST