PMS |
13 Things PMS Stands For:>>1. Pass My Shotgun>>2. Psychotic Mood Shift>>3. Perpetual Munching Spree>>4. Puffy Mid-Section>>5. People Make me Sick>>6. Provide Me with Sweets>>7. Pardon My Sobbing>>8. P... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:33:00 PST |
Interpretations for men of what women mean!! |
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minute... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST |
Stole this from my friend...think we have been there at some point! |
loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think yo... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST |
Some things guys just dont understand! |
When a girl says she likes you,she wants you to ask her out.When a girl misses u, she's afraid to seehow your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that ur not hersWhen u break a girls heart, she st... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:11:00 PST |
Fuck off about my page! |
Just wanted to tell all you people that I put on my fucking page what I want. Yeah I got a little shit from my friends and thats different I give a shit what they think. So to all you cock... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST |
Thought of the day.... |
Live everyday with enjoyment we don't know what tomorrow will give us. ... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:56:00 PST |
Porn is a great teaching tool! |
What Porn Has Taught Us1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more thansatisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange m... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:21:00 PST |
Good vs. Evil |
THE BATTLE WITHIN...
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It i... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:54:00 PST |
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time! |
Saturday while driving down the street, this tweeker jumps the median and drives into on coming traffic ( on the wrong side of the road). He hits 3 cars and a car trying to avoid him hits me!&nb... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST |
The Drunk....have you experienced this? |
THE DRUNK
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrrr,... Posted by They call me BLACKOUT...Laindog for short! on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:37:00 PST |