I like obscure things.
Books:
A Million Reasons Why I'm Better Than You, by Dan Fedele
And because I can't find a better place to put this...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Dan Fedele
Birthday:
August 21st
Birthplace:
Queens, New York
Current Location:
Dix Hills, NY
Eye Color:
Green
Hair Color:
Blonde or Brown. People get mad and correct me if I say either.
Height:
6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Righty. Lefty when I want it to feel like someone else.
Your Heritage:
A whole bunch of European shit. None of which I'm so proud of that I feel the need to hang a flag in the rear view mirror of my car.
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Same shoes I wear everyday: Sketchers
Your Weakness:
A wound up yo-yo. Seriously, that takes precedence over looking for a severed thumb.
Your Fears:
I have a billion fears, most of which make me shriek like a banshee and cry hysterically.
Your Perfect Pizza:
Don't really know. Pizza's kind of a supplementary food on my pallete, something i'll have when everything else is exhausted.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
I think I already achieved it...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
I'm gonna give you something OTHER than lol -- ROFLTASM
Thoughts First Waking Up:
"lol, I'm awake."
Your Best Physical Feature:
Everyone keeps saying my eyes. Fuck that, I'm saying my nuts.
Your Bedtime:
I try to make it around midnight. Sadly that doesn't happen to often.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Probably back when I-Con was fun.
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke. Pepsi falls a bit short of the perfect sweetness factor.
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Neither, I don't eat hamburgers. But BK finally makes a halfway decent cup of coffee. Not that I'd take them over Barnie's.
Single or Group Dates:
Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
It's all the same shit to me.
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee. Cappuccino's nice but coffee's less complex.
Do you Smoke:
Nope.
Do you Swear:
FUCK YES HA HA I CURSED WHEN IT ASKED IF I CURSE BECAUSE I'M HILARIOUS
Do you Sing:
I sing baby got back...
Do you Shower Daily:
Sometimes twice a day.
Have you Been in Love:
I'm IN love.
Do you want to go to College:
No. But I wish I went to a different one other than Iona.
Do you want to get Married:
Yup.
Do you belive in yourself:
I believe I can become stronger than you.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Rarely. Not on a boat at least.
Do you think you are Attractive:
Yeah, I think I'm okay.
Are you a Health Freak:
Nope.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yup. I think I'm one of the only guys in my group of friends that does.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
YES I LOVE DANCING IN THE RAIN BECAUSE I'M A GOTHIC DOUCHEBAG
Do you play an Instrument:
Your mom plays my organ.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Just last night actually.
In the past month have you Smoked:
Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Oh, one or two...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yeah, once...a lot less often than I used to ever since I got a new job.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Just last wednesday actually.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
I walked past one when I was carrying a prop across the auditorium while people were practicing their lines...does that count?
In the past month have you been Dumped:
I fucking hope not.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
I think that's half the reason I have so many computers.
Ever been Drunk:
Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:
lol, just last night actually...
Ever been Beaten up:
Way back when I was a kid.
Ever Shoplifted:
No.
How do you want to Die:
Screaming and convulsing while banging my fist against a thick window.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Guess that would be now, huh? Probably the owner of a vineyard...though I'm sure my parents who paid for a degree in computer science wouldn't be too happy to hear that.
What country would you most like to Visit:
Japan. Not because of fucking anime, get that shit out of your head. I happen to think Asian culture has by far the most noble history out of any other country.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color:
Doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair:
Preferably a bit longer, but really it doesn't matter.
Height:
Not short. I'm 6'4, I don't want a pygmy.
Weight:
Doesn't matter, just take care of yourself.
Best Clothing Style:
Please don't wear converse sneakers. Please for the love of god don't wear converse sneakers. They're the most hideous things I've ever seen and no one should wear them. And for the love of god, don't bullshit yourself into thinking that those extremely flowy, baggy pants that look like a long skirt until she starts walking is good looking. IT'S NOT.
Number of Drugs I have taken:
A gojillion.
Number of CDs I own:
Probably close to 100-125.
Number of Piercings:
None.
Number of Tattoos:
None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Not a fucking thing. Especially not now. CREATE YOUR OWN!
