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Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber

The Great Mullet Cometh

About Me

I graduated from PS 133 in Queens, then from MS 172. If you don't remember me, don't worry, I wasn't exactly popular. In fact I was annoying. I later attended Martin Van Buren Highschool before it totally converted itself into a temporary prison for our future felons. From there I went to Adelphi for pre med, but couldn't quite handle the chemestry, so I went into business marketing management, where I got my degree. I have been at North Fork Bank since September 04, and am confident that I'll make a name for myself there. Lots of good people there.I collect a wide assortment of medieval weaponry and armor. (the giant mace in the pic is called "The Ugly Stick)I enjoy writing and hanging out with my friends from Queens, North Babylon, and Levittown.I also like to play Diablo2, Warcraft 3 World of Warcraft and most likely SSBB when I get a Wii some year.I'm still a nice guy, for those who may remember be being so. A little more easy going nowadays, since you really have to be. I go to the bar with friends, I'm a social drinker. I dislike the taste of beer and opt for hard liquor or mixed drinks, among my variety of favorites are Pina Coladas, Manhattens, Rob Roys, Daquiris, 100 Proof SoCo, Jonny Walker Red Label, Kuhlua-involving recipes and Irish Creme recipes. I have even concocted the "Irish Mullet", a frozen drink. Ask me to make you one sometime.I recently married Heather after dating for almost 7 years. Sorry ladies. I know how it must be crushing for you.I now reside in Baldwin, yes now I am a long islander but don't worry, I'm still a Queens guy at heart. LITTLE INDIA REPRESENT! THe house will be under construction soon hopefully and we'll have a huge upstairs apartment. Now that means I can once again hold my BBQs, and we can have seasonal parties too. Can't wait.

My Interests

swimming, tennis, ping pong, frizbee, volleyball, nuministics (coin collecting), cooking, reading, writing, Diablo 2, Warcraft 3, World of Warcraft,80s music, heavy metal, alternative, bowling, coffee, coffee, coffee, espresso, coffee and now out of sheer boredom comes a survey
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Frank Weber
Birthday: March 27th 1981
Birthplace: don't remember offhand, I was cold naked and wet tho
Current Location: Baldwin, NY
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidexterous (partially)
Your Heritage: 1/2 Italian, 1/4 Sicilian, 1/4 German
The Shoes You Wore Today: the only size 14 shoes I could find at modells
Your Weakness: Coffee, chocolate, irish creme, coffee, coffee, espresso, coffee
Your Fears: not succeeding
Your Perfect Pizza: light mozzarella (i'm lactose intolerant) and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Client Service Representative
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: STFU
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh christ, I'm fucking tired"
Your Best Physical Feature: 80s hair
Your Bedtime: 12 - 3 depending on work
Your Most Missed Memory: Van Buren - pre-drive bys
Pepsi or Coke: mix them both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king because I smile like the burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ugh...
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: ::insert predictable swear here:: YES
Do you Sing: poorly
Do you Shower Daily: Why? DO I offend?b
Have you Been in Love: yes

Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: Already Am
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: easily
Do you think you are Attractive: i guess
Are you a Health Freak: oh yea. I'm stacked.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sporadically until someobody screws it up, again
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love the power show
Do you play an Instrument: recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: various rums we got overseas, *hic*
In the past month have you Smoked: only when I accidentally lit my arm on fire at the last BBQ
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Excedren, Tylenol, NyQuil, Flintstones Chewable...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: every week almost
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck them its all about the soft chewy chips ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Minado--the best sushi buffet out there
In the past month have you been on Stage: Did an improv comedy exercise with The Second City, it was fun
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've taken dumps, so sure
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea, in the pool. The YMCA will never be the same again. They're also missing water.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your mom,huhuhuhuhuh because "Yo Mama" insults never get old.

I'd like to meet:

People whom I lost contact with years ago, as well as new people who share similar interests with me and my friends.

Music:

Anything 80's including Sting, Cutting Crew, Bon Jovi, Gun's and Roses, etc...I also like Stabbing Westward, Disturbed, The Union Underground, Type O, Megadeth, Metallica, Drowning Pool, Skid Row, Rob Zombie and most rockOn the nerdy side I also listen to OCRemixes (www.ocremix.org) and the NERD RAP of YTCracker (www.ytcracker.com)

Movies:

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Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Married With Children, Roseanne, (Nick at Night rules), oldschool ALF fan, Robot Chicken, Drawn Together, Futurama, South Park, CSI Vegas, I even watch Spongebob occasionally and can see how he might be seen as gay

Books:

Of Mice and Men, The Martian Chronicles, Farenheit 451, Warcraft Lord of the Clans

Heroes:

- it's a good series!

My Blog

ellie inspired me to write this

Twas the day of christmas and all thru my room lingered a dread haze of impending doom   awakened at 10 the day had begun if only one year Santa brought a gun   I'd show them all those sons ...
Posted by Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:27:00 PST

Ode to Coffee - A short poem by Mullet Mike

Coffee brewing in the pot, drink it cold or drink it hot, black and sweet I like it best 'cause milk makes me indispensed fill the air with it's rich smell you don't like it - burn in hell caffiene ma...
Posted by Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im such a dork

Well yesterday at the bank it was pretty slow.  Since the other head teller had called in sick (one of those 8 hour flues im sure) I was the head teller that day.  So much for relaxing as a ...
Posted by Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHeee...

Well today was the sports outing/bbq at Eisenhower Park.  Medium sized turnout, so I got to play and cook this time. I just have to underline the fact that volleyball+frizbee = a perfect day for ...
Posted by Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LJ

Oh and I forgot to mention, I have a Livejournal, where the majority of the news is posted.   LJ USER isenhart
Posted by Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'mmmm baaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkk

So, yes, I am back.  You can stop cheering now. Been working full time at the bank now, nearly 3 months.  In another month I'm moving up to head teller, and after that, I'll eventually becom...
Posted by Mike -no deep verse or obscure quotes here- Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST