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About Me


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Greetings Myspacians! Thank you for viewing my page. Feel free to look around and drop me a message.
FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGNER. I PHOTOSHOP FOR MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
I'm a 29 year old Puerto Rican living in the Bronx. In my spare time I enjoy eating fresh-picked snot from my nose, selling batteries and krazy glue on the 6 train, farting out loud in crowded elevators, and flying my kite on the beach in super cool spongebob speedos!
I currently work in the midtown area, but my ultimate goal is to become a filmmaker. I intend to direct my first short film late next year and spend my 30's trying to make a name for myself within the movie industry. I have many stories to share with the world and I want to make quality films that will make my audience laugh, cry, and reflect. By finding success in the film industry, I will use my earnings to help children throughout the world who are living in conflict.
Although I am Puerto Rican, I tend to go unnoticed by the majority of Latinas because of my physical appearance. I also grew up in an environment where I did not feel accepted by my own people, so in turn I chose to reject my culture.
Despite the fact that I have a hard time connecting with my own people, I have tried in the past couple of years to embrace the part of me that I have denied all my life (with some degree of success). However, don't expect to see me at the Puerto Rican Day parade anytime soon. Being culturally ambiguous is still where I am most comfortable.
Growing up the way I did has taught me to embrace all cultures which is why one of my many sayings is, "let's bring all of our differences to the table and have a feast!"
Personality-wise, I am a very shy person (at first). I get uncomfortable in big crowds, but can be very charming in a one-on-one social setting. My humor is very dry and sarcastic. I'm very opinionated and stubborn at times. I have a big heart but I tend not to show it as much these days. Although I've been burned so many times by the ladies over the years, I'm still very much a hopeless romantic. I only invest time in people who show interest in getting to know me. If I feel that you're not trying, don't expect me to extend myself to you either.
I have many interests, some of which I have listed on the left side of this page. There are some special interests which I cannot share publicly, but if you get to know me you will know what they are.
I'm known on myspace for my parodies or "promos" that I create with photoshop. You may have seen some of them on your friend's page or perhaps I've posted some of them on yours already. I haven't created any in a while but I will be working on some new ones very soon.
I look forward to reconnecting with my old myspace pals and welcome the opportunity to get to know new people as well, so let's get this myspace party started!
Oh, and I'll be adding more stuff to the page shortly.


My Interests

Film, DVD Collecting, Foreign films, Photoshop, Video Games, Clubbing, Dining, Concerts/Shows.

I'd like to meet:


Greetings Myspacians, welcome to my page!

Click here to join the Latin Movement on Myspace!

About Loaded Man:
I'm a 28 year old Puerto Rican from the Parkchester area of the Bronx. In my spare time, I enjoy shacking up with middle-aged women, playing handball with blind folk, pulling B&E's around my neighborhood, and giving my dates the freshest flowers that I pick up from the local cemetery. =o)

Up until the age of 25, I lived life as a recluse with few friends and a non-existent social life. My socialphobia was a demon that was hard to exorcise, but thanks to my friends in the digital world I was able to overcome it.

Things have changed and now I know A LOT of people. If you're on myspace often, chances are that you've already seen my mug on one of your friend's pages!

Although I am Latino, most people mistake me for other ethnicities. It is both a blessing and a curse. It's often difficult for me to connect with other Latinos in New York City, but I try my best. I am interested in meeting people of all ethnicities here on myspace. I've always said, let us bring all of our differences to the table and have a feast!

I have a wide variety of interests, but I am most passionate about cinema. I am especially a big fan of foreign films. My dream is to someday be in the film industry as a filmmaker. I have so many stories to share with the world.

Here's a small sample of my foreign film collection on DVD. Overall, I have 500 DVDs in my collection.

I am a sponsor to a 12 year old girl in the Dominican Republic named Elbiana.

I have watched her grow up from a little girl to a beautiful pre-teen. I am very proud of her progress and I encourage everyone to give something back and become a sponsor!

Myspace Promos:
These are just a small sample of my countless myspace promos. I'll add more soon. You can find many of them on hundreds of myspace profiles today!

Thanks for visiting my page. I will add more content shortly.

Music:


Movies:

Television:

Saturday Night Live, Journey Man, Big Shots, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Pushing Daisies, Dancing With The Stars, Do You Think You Can Dance, Ghost Whisperer, Samantha Who, Good Eats, Iron Chef America, The L Word, Life.

Heroes:

Ricky Martin, Javier Bardem, Juan Santiago, Robi Draco Rosa, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Pedro Almodovar, Robert Rodriguez.

My Blog

Children

Besides women, another passion of mine is children. Becoming a father has always been important to me. If you ever want to see me cry, just show me a child who is suffering. Nothing makes my eyes floo...
Posted by Loaded Man" on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:09:00 PST