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Raging Stallion

I don't care about that chickenshit deal

About Me

Aaawwwwee wiiiiiiiiiind me up! My hipbone connected to my thighbone. Thigh bone connected to my leg bone. My leg bone connected to my ankle bone. I get so hung up on bones. I didn't choose mortgage/real estate document preparation, mortgage/real estate document preparation chose me. Passion, yeah? 29 is the new 26! Blue is the new black! "Tom" is my fifth best friend! About me? Once my pants are on, I make gold records. Politics! Crazy gold medallions! Swift lippin', ego trippin', and body snatchin'! I get so hung up on pants!

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My Interests

deep funk, soul, jazz, guitars, ferraris, old adidas, galaga, dart guns, movies about gladiators, birds, big tall japanese women with red hair, bus stops, 3:30 AM, tonic...mmmmmmmm tonic

I'd like to meet:

Everyone involved with the Karate Kid II soundtrack; the guy that invented that vacuum robot

Music:

Roy, Herbie, Fuzzy, Junie, Eddie, Sly, Lonnie, Johnny, Ronnie, Roger, Stevie

Movies:

Hands on a Hardbody, Cocoon II

Television:

Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, "Dog" The Bounty Hunter (oh, yeah) American Justice, anything on TNT with action/fighting for justice

Books:

Autobiographys: Miles. Jaco. All the Onion archives.

Heroes:

Roy Ayers, Herbie Hancock, Sly Stone, George Zimmer, Mattress Mack (local Houston community hero/example and furniture mogul)

My Blog

a generic joke:

A person goes into a place and says something to another person. The second person says something back to the first person, who listens to that and then says something back to the second person. The ...
Posted by Raging Stallion on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 02:56:00 PST

Caution

   As reluctant as I am to swallow and share this snippet of classic Brandon Miles dumbassmanship, I feel it's worthy of crude mockery from this "blog's" two potenti...
Posted by Raging Stallion on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:33:00 PST

blogg-er-iiiffic!!

     Myspace is a strange and versatile little world.  Never have I seen more 1' 8" bodybuilders" or people that list Miles Davis as a musical interest, right under Blink 182 ...
Posted by Raging Stallion on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:21:00 PST