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About Me

Im so awesome; if there was something better than awesome, I would be that.These days, Im kind of just a sarcastic jerk who wants to finish off the last of college career, who happens to hang out with sarcastic friends that make life still worth living. Im disenchanted with certain aspects of life such as dating (HOOKERS ALL THE WAY), reality television because it takes away time from people who write creative shows, and people in general because it feels like the world is devolving, instead of evolving.
A Halo Quiz: Which Red vs Blue character are you?
You are Grif. You are known for your excellent comebacks, and your constant annoying sarcasm. You're always up for a good staring challenge, or an argument over something stupid. But there is some people, you just can't seem to beat...and that would be Donut. You try to stay away from him as much as possible.(Full Name: Private Dexter Grif.)(Armor Color: Orange.)
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My Interests

making people laugh. people getting me to laugh. lots of going to movies, watching GOOD television, swimming in my pool, barbecueing, cooking, baking, drawing, and the general hanging out. I also enjoy going to the shooting range for some clay bird target practice.

I'd like to meet:

Pac-Man. And a nice girl who is cute, has a sense of humor, a direction in her life, and isn't too ashamed that I have a few geek-ish tendencies. Or a hooker with a heart of gold that doesnt charge anything. Jenny McCarthy. Ive already got enough friends, I guess Im looking for a girlfriend these days (but not very actively, I have bad luck when I look too hard), but she has to fit in with my friends and I; for example, it might help if she has a nerd bone in her body somewhere, or at least likes to be a goofball from time time.

Music:

the Aquabats! Optimus Rhyme. KISS. MC Chris. Kanye West. Queen. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Brooks and Dunn. A lot of stuff.

Movies:

I used to have a list of all my favorites. But the only one that has ever really mattered to me my whole life? Ghostbusters. But comedy is where its at, then action.

Television:

I watch aqua teen hunger force, sealab, family guy simpsons, king of the hill, harvey birdman: attorney at law, the brak show, Futurama, Kids next door, fosters house for imaginary friends, LOST, American Dad, the critic, stroker and hoop, the a-team, Naruto, JLU, Teen Titans, Married with Children,Malcolm in the Middle, Reno 911 rocks . And since I dont have to worry about the backlash any more, I loathe shows like "Greys Anatomy" "Oh my god, I love you" "But I dont love you, im in love with him." "BUT HES DYIIING. AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Screw you, America. Go ahead, come get me. Oh yeah, American Idol sucks too. (except for katherine mcphee)

Books:

Harry Potter, the Halloween Tree, fahrenheit 451, Dracula, To Kill a Mockingbird, Treasure Island to name a few...and the "Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back" Pop-Up book. It surprises me every time! The Richest Man in Babylon, Cook Books, Baking Books

Heroes:

Captain America,Optimus Prime, Batman, Iron Man, Jerry Seinfeld, Billy West, Matt Groening, Seth McFarlane,Stan Smith, Hank Hill, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, and My Dad, and all the guys at Rooster Teeth Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 60% Spider-Man 40% Supergirl 20% Superman 20% Robin 0% Wonder Woman 0% Green Lantern 0% The Flash 0% Catwoman 0% Hulk 0% Batman 0% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Last but most certainly not least:

My Blog

Hey chicka-bum-bum

Lord knows why Im awake right now, I guess I had to wake up early one day for no apparent reason some day...for now though, the energy is flowing in the air for a lot of males, swimming with anticipat...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:52:00 PST

Because Im Sooooo Popular...

Ive decided that if I can get 25 subcribers to my blog, those first 25 to subscribe will get FREE, thats right, FREE "He Fights For Us" t-shirts featuring yours truly on them. I figure, what better wa...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

just a quick hit

i was checking something else out on the blog setup and I noticed that since the blogs has been up, Its already gotten twelve views. Who the hell is up besides me? and thank you for being so loyal...I...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Viva Le Resistance!

First off, I REALLY am way behind my blogging, I kep shrugging it off thinking, "Its only been like a week since I've posted" and when I look at that last post, its been just under a month, so I would...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST

its 4:09 a.m.

do you know where YOUR children are?a) i miss those commercialsb) Halo mountain dew actually works for me, unlike other supposed energy drinks; of course, it could be the fact that it has 30% more caf...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:20:00 PST

My profile is now private!

well, not at all actually. But you know what DOES piss me off? Private profiles for ugly fat chicks, guys, and people in general who have nothing to hide. Step one: Sign up for myspace. step two: add ...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

the spirit of it all

As customary every monday, wednesday AAAAAAAAAAAND friday, almost as soon as my eyes have re-adjusted to the light peering through my blinds, almost always before i even begin to get ready, I rush to ...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!

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Posted by I <3 Cortana on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

Gunmetal Green, Prettiest That Ive Seen

So as september 25th creeps ever closer, Im slowly beginning to wonder and paw at the notion Halo 3 not being amazing, or in a more specific scnario, being less than Gears of War in terms of style, ga...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

cant sleep....clown'll eat me.

its 2 a.m. and for reasons slightly unmentionable, I cant sleep. I tried several times, and I surrendered my sleeping quarters and pillow to the dark empty void, for it seems the sandman has taken no ...
Posted by I <3 Cortana on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:37:00 PST