Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock

About Me

I weigh more than a pound of gold, and less than 500 pounds of feathers.I am also taller than most if not all midgets.My head is formed by the black Voltron lion.After years of being told I couldn't write in red ink, I decided to start writing with it almost exclusively. Somehow this manages to make note-taking more exciting.The earliest dream I can remember is of two bears chasing me around the living room in slow motion.

My Interests

Friends, Art, Animation, Photography, Graphic Novels & Manga, Writing, Game Design, Cooking, Sailing, Conventions, Myths, Legends, Ancient Ruins, Places Unknown

Music:

Train, Five for Fighting, Michelle Branch, Arm Cannon, The Protomen, NESkimos, Year 200X, Powerglove, OCRemix and VGMix stuff, and tons of anime and game soundtracks.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, The Brave Little Toaster. Yeah, I said "The Brave Little Toaster." It was a good movie. Shut the hell up.

Television:

All anime is subtitled, period.One Piece, Yakitate!! Japan, Scrapped Princess, The Law of Ueki, Fafner in the Azure, Samurai 7, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Twelve Kingdoms, Tsubasa Chronicle.

Books:

How to Write For Animation; How to Write What You Want & Sell What You Write; Dynamic Characters: How to create personalities that keep readers captivated; HunterXHunter

Heroes:

My parents. Everyone says they did a good job raising me. I am impressed that they were even able to put up with me. :)The Geek Comedy Tour 3000 .Shigeru Miyamoto. If you don't know who he is, chances are you wouldn't care if I told you; and if you do know who he is, then I don't need to say anything else.

My Blog

THE BRADY BUNCH THE BRADY BUNCH

HERES A STORY OF A LOVELY LADYWHO WAS BRINGING UP THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLSALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD LIKE THEIR MOTHERTHE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLSHERES A STORY OF A MAN NAMED BRADYWHO WAS BUSY WITH THRE...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST

Romeo and Juliet 2500 - Plot Synopsis

In Part I, Matthew Lesko awakens from his cryogenic sleep after hundreds of years, to rule his empire built on money he got from government grants.So a group of scientists trying to stop him from taki...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

How great would this be?

I would absolutely love to start something like this on my college campus.http://www.improveverywhere.comThe Best Buy mission was brilliant; click "Missions" to see what else they've done. These peopl...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Sun, 07 May 2006 06:04:00 PST

Christianity as a free pass to abusive behavior.

When did Christianity become a hall pass to trespass on other peoples' feelings and rights?Some people go entirely too far with their "righteous" behavior. I hardly think this is what God is telling u...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:32:00 PST

Where do you think the next Survivor will take place?

Personally i'm betting on Survivor: Air Force One, and hoping Bush and Cheney are voted off of the plane in midair with no parachutes.Wait, that won't work -- they're full of enough hot air to keep th...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST

The only thing i've found on Myspace worth a repost...

... but i'm still not going to post it as a bulletin because that's annoying.- - -Dear Girls....Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do._________________________________________...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

My super mega cool survey - thats right, I just used super AND mega in a sentence together.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was behind you?A MONSTER O_O!2. How much cash didn't you spend yesterday?an infinite amount4. Favorite planet, which you would live at, if you ...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST

The government thinks they know everything...

BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH??...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST

Rumors going around about me

Ok ladies and gentlemen, this is a matter of the highest degree of seriousness so i'm going to have to ask for your full attention.I understand that some people have been going around spreading rumors...
Posted by Joe | JonDarkwood | TreeClock on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST