'When it comes to having a feed and its time to cough up, my mates reckon im a pain in the butt' - Quality Fryzie
''Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of''.
'Dude'
''They're delicious!''
Hi my name is Michael. I was born into a peasant Chinese family in 1988 and at an early age I developed some of the greatest martial art skills known to man. This could be attributed to my lengthy chats with Ken the wise one whilst I was picking tea leaves during a slave labour camp for Tetley. At the age of 13 my family was kidnapped by an evil Emperor named Steve-Hong-Ishida-Takanawi-Hiwanachie-Eganeechie-Aschida-Der rick and it was up to me to save them. SHITHEAD was known all across Asia and terrorized many civilizations with his brute power and hordes of minions. So I gained more power, trained each and every day for hours on end, with Ken the wise watching my every move until my 17th birthday. This was when I managed to single handedly take out all of SHITHEAD's minions with many a fly kick that would put both the Red Ranger and Liu Kang to shame. Eventually I reached what was known as the FINAL COUNTDOWN and I defeated SHITHEAD and saved the free world from total devatsation. Upon doing this I was given the name 'The Chosen One' and was forced to marry the King of Thailand's daughter. Why I was forced too I do not know, why Thailands, I do not know, but what I did know was that she was actually a he. Upon realising this I fled my homeland and havent been back since. That goona's just too damn scary to even comprehend. Thinking back on it now I realise that thats almost as scary as when I was cornered by a mob of, dare I say, 'Frisky' Kiwis who mistook me for a sheep. But being The Chosen One has its benefits *KAPOW! BASH! CRASH!* and lets just say that they wont be coming near me again!
Apart from that im a pretty cool kid.
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Harry Kewell
The ladies man! A damn good player when your foots not falling off or whatever, your the one every girl wants to take home!
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Brian Fantana
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.You are Brian Fantana. You are very stylish and truly a lady's man.
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