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St. Mary Mother of Drag Queens

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About Me

So. . Hello my name is Jake. . .and. . .I HAVE A PROBLEM!! (breaks down into uncontrolable sobs) I go to Trabuco Hills high School, and I'm only a Sophmore. I live in RSM, which is in Orange County (yes, the O.C.) That show lies. . half of the people in Orange County aren't that pretty. umm. . . my mind is always in the gutter, so i'll understand pretty much all of your sexual jokes. PEOPLE THINK I TALK LOUD AND I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY?!?!?!? I like to talk alot and I cant keep a secret. . .tell me them all!!! I like to read anywhere and everywhere. . even in the bathroom. I love people!!! So, talk to yme!!!!!! NOW!!!!! I command. . .or I'll go into my dark place!! uuuhhh!!! I love you all. . .buh bye!
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficultYou are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul , Prophet Soul , and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
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Your element is Air: Carefree, lovable, fun and
childish. Arent you cute! Your just full of
childhood spunk and happiness! Hey who said
being young was a bad thing? You have a keen
understanding of whats good in life and choose
to remain happy rather than get too upset over
things. Life is fun, who wants to be troubled
by grown-up problems? Being as capable of love
as you are you will make a wonderful parent if
and when you choose to grow up. Love is a
mystery because you only want friends not love
interests, games are better than relationships
with the opposite sex. You have what everyone
is searching for, that so called 'fountain of
youth' deep inside. You can come across as
naive and childish at times. But who cares what
they think, lets go play tag!
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My Interests

1. Books 2. friends 3. gossip 4. art 5. religions 6. history( maybe I am a geek!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!) 7. good movies (lacking Hilary Duff) 8. music( listening to any of it) 9. Family 10.Drama

I'd like to meet:

Someone who: 1. funny 2. intelligent (not nessicerely academicallybut can hold up a conversation) 3. Interesting 4. speaks there mind 5. just happens to have a HUGE trust fund lying around 6. good looking 7. good in bed 8. knows how to have fun 9. reads books 10. can eat a real meal

Music:

I like it all, well most of it. -- -- All American Rejects - Swing, Swing -- Video provided by KEKAI BOY

Movies:

1. Practical Magic 2. Cruel Intentions 3.Pretty Women 4.Moulin Rouge 5. The Sound of Music 6. All About Eve( Betty Harris sure can drink a martini) 7. Sleeping Beauty 8. Marry Poppins 9. Princess Diaries( god i love Anne Hathaway!!) 10. Fast and the Furious 11. X-Men 12.XXX( for the amazing acting ) 13. America's Sweetheart 14.My Fair Lady 15. Romeo and Juliet(original w/leonard whiting and Olivia Hussy) 16. Sabrina 17. the Others 18.Ella Enchanted 19. Underworld 20.Blue Lagoon 21. Almost Famous 22. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 23 Et tu mama tambein 24 Igby goes down 25. Party Monster 26. Beaches 27. THe Color Purple

Television:

I love CHARMED. Except that now the story is so stupid its sad. Damn the writers. I loved Buffy, i wil forever miss you. For you gave me this quote, " Of course Martha Stewart is a witch, no could do that much decorapage without calling up the forces of darkness!"(Anya) I am also a huge One Tree Hill fan. That show is amazing!! I want them all. I also, for some unfathomable reason, like Summerland. Im still waiting for all of the guys to end up in a amazingly hot gay threesome. I hate the OC

Books:

There are just to many to say

Heroes:

Old people for living so gosh darn long.Brad Pitt for being so hot and actually getting marriedBeyonce for creating the word " Bootyliscious"Elizebeth Taylor for getting married so many timesMy Mom for being so strong Batman because he could still be mean and scary even in spandexHookers everywhere for the amount of time they save for mens wivesAnne Hathaway's parents for giving birth to herAngelina Jolie because she keeps biting thru the leather staps every morningWalt Disney for creating my favorite placeStewart for making up ssssooooo many great sayings; such as. . . "my poop's chasing me!!"

My Blog

my crappy pictures

sorry all my pics look so crappy I promise I am not that ugly in person I swear. I need new pics. I am sorry
Posted by St. Mary Mother of Drag Queens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Les Mis

Saw Les Miserable on Sat. SSSSSSOOOOO awesome. But it was really said when the little boy died.(Tears and sobs) HHEEE was ssoo cute. Like a puppy. I think that in honor of him we should all get stick...
Posted by St. Mary Mother of Drag Queens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I was the phantom for halloween when i was 8. I have the cd with micheal carter as the p...
Posted by St. Mary Mother of Drag Queens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MUFFIN EXPLOSION

O my God. On saturday Christine came over to help me make muffins. Now before all of this she told me she couldn't bake. I was like please these are like add water and mix. So she's trying to open the...
Posted by St. Mary Mother of Drag Queens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why im never on

hey guys sorry im never on but i despise whith every ounce of my being computers. they are evil. so if im not on just call me or talk to me at school. Sorry love you all
Posted by St. Mary Mother of Drag Queens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST