whisper campaign

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i'm not going to mince words here, we're the most amazing band north of hell. wait, am i supposed to be referring to us in the third person, like i'm some entity who created this page to promote whisper campaign and not a member of the actual band itself?
ok, hold on.
it was early in the tumultuous 70's when whisper campaign furiously burst onto the music scene with a sound and style so original that the band members weren't even born yet. yes, they were THAT far ahead of their time.
like the inimitable mike tyson, their style is impetuous and their defense is impregnable. instruments have not yet been created that can truly highlight and exude the true maniacal radicalness that these three pretentious image-heavy rock mongers create.
their vomit has been known to cure cancer and their saliva, when drooled upon barren earth, compels lush gardens to spring forth from the soil. you owe it to yourself to do anything you can to involve yourself with this band. if you don't, you will surely die slowly and in a relatively unpleasant way.