Hiring a wino to decorate our house, old dogs, children and watermelon wine. Definitely NOT burning monkeys, though. Nope. Not interested.
Motorhead, The Damned, Misfits, Rancid, Bad Religion, Clash, Ramones, Bad Brains, Dillinger Four, Speedealer, Dead Kennedys, TROUBLE BOUND, The Mercy Killers, NOMEANSNO, WEEZER, Avengers, Bags, Germs, X, Rezillos, Pogues, Stiff Little Fingers, Pixies, Husker Du, Dag Nasty, Plasmatics, Buzzcocks, 45 Grave, Stray Cats, A Tribe Called Quest, Dickies, Slackers, Jurassic 5, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Smiths, Tegan & Sara, Wesley Willis, Screeching Weasel, The Sounds, Descendents, Air, Astrud Gilberto, Lars and The Bastards, De La Soul, Buddy Holly, Crank, Dinosaur Jr, Meat Puppets, Swingin Utters, Sebadoh, Avalanches, Black Flag, the list goes on.
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Night of the Living Dead, any Universal Monsters film, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Shining, Boondock Saints, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, Fargo, Talladega Nights, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Ravenous, Memento, Mars Attacks!, House of 1000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Freddy vs. Jason, Monty Python & The Holy Grail/Life of Brian/The Meaning of Life, Anchorman, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Friday, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Fear of a Black Hat, Session 9, The Sandlot, Edward Scissorhands, White Zombie, Return of the Living Dead, Cemetary Man, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Dementia 13, Tim Burton's Ed Wood and any film that Ed Wood actually made, Half Baked, MST3K: The Movie, Clerks, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Heavenly Creatures, All Over Me, Kids, Boogie Nights, the list goes on and on...
Jeopardy, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, other mind-numbing shit.
Chuck Palahniuk, Sylvia Plath, Jim Carroll, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Klosterman, F Scott Fitzgerald, Vonnegut, Dante Alghieri, Sophocles, Arthur Miller, Bukowski, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs