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Al K. Holic

I'M NOT DRUNK! MY EQUILIBRIUM IS JUST OFF.

About Me

....i can't drive 55 - i wanna rock you like a hurricane - i wanna fight for my right to party - i'm a cowboy, on a steel horse i ride - i'm that thorn that every rose has - i wanna shake you all night long - i'm the one they call dr. feelgood - now i wanna sniff some glue - i think we're alone now - i wanna walk like an egyptian - i wanna fly where eagles dare - i wanna rock around on rockaway beach - i will always love you - i wanna rock the casbah - i wanna be one of the boys of summer - i want a groovy kinda love - i didn't mean to turn you on - i feel good - i guess why they call it the blues - i just called to say i love you - i love rock and roll - i still haven't found what i'm looking for - i want you to want me - i wanna shout at the devil - i'm not gonna take it - i wanna rock - i'm once bitten, twice shy - i want you to come on feel the noise - i want you to talk dirty to me - i wanna join the cult of personality - i want the eye of the tiger - i want you to pour some sugar on me - i wanna hang with the youth gone wild - im looking for nothin but a good time - i wanna jump - i want you to bang your head - i want a vacation - i wanna bark at the moon - i wanna reach a higher ground - i fought the law and the law won - i wanna hang with jack and diane - i wanna rocka nd roll all night and party every day - i wanna r.o.c.k. in the u.s.a - i wanna know if you remember rock and roll radio

My Interests




THE BAND I ONCE WAS IN.....
THE BLACK ROMEOS
,BANDS I'M IN NOW
TROUBLE BOUND
AMERICAN BARFIGHT
music, caffiene, cigarettes, stuff, tattoos, stuff ______________________________________________

I'd like to meet:

Ass Monkeys.

Music:

alkaline trio, sloppy seconds, quadrajets, one man army, pinhead gunpowder, finch, thrice, atreyu, the hookers, flogging molly, detroit cobras, weasel, the queers, misfits, the bellrays, from autumn to ashes, social d, rancid, blues, the candy snatchers, diesel queens,ann beretta, cleveland bound death sentence, the damned, the cramps, cheesey 80's hair bands, b movie rats, the bomboras, motorhead, fifteen, the dropouts......stuff

Movies:

kevin smith films, evil dead trilogy, memento, donnie darko, jaws, the devils backbone, the elephant man, house of 1000 corpses, the cable guy, troma videos, cheesey horror stuff

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Simpsons, The Chappelle Show....scrambled porn. Ya know, stuff that rots the brain.

Books:

if chins could kill, dreams of terror and death, kurt vonnegut

Heroes:

Alf, anyone who has gotten hit in the balls and ended up on Americas Funniest Home Videos, the guy who invented those little plastic pieces at the end of your shoelaces, Super Mario, Master Shake, and Bruce Mutha-F'n Campbell.

My Blog

Dearest Orange County.....The NY one.

You are all dead.Yup...I killed you all last night in a dream.Each and everyone of you from Orange County NY is dead.Unless in your dreams last night you were somewhere else...which really doesn't mat...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST

People are so forgetable...

I totally left my helper at work today.The day was over so I hopped in my van and headed home...all was good.Until about a half an hour into my trip home when I get a call from my helper asking where ...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:26:00 PST

So I guess spring is here..

I just put the smackdown on my first moth of the season. Do not fly around me in circles while I try to have a cigarette. Samson found him to be tasty. Of course now I'll probably get smacked by an 1...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST

Something a midget should not be allowed to do is ...

Hop out of the fucking woods while I'm driving. Christ... I actually screamed, " AHHHHH....FUCKING MIDGET!!!" and almost went of the road. A deer, normal sized person, Bigfoot.... I would have been ...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:45:00 PST

the "Weird Ass Dream"

Body: I'm in a limo with a bunch of strangers and a couple at the end of the limo just had a baby. One problem.. the woman who had given birth was maybe a foot tall and gave birth to a baby about 3 t...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:59:00 PST

People

People need to grow up. People need to stop being fake. People need to let the past be the past. People need to get over it already. I hate people.
Posted by Al K. Holic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maybe those tin foil hats aint a bad idea....

So I was having this dream..where aliens were slowly invading in the night and apparently I was the only one who noticed. I tried to show everyone the purple balls of light falling from the sky but no...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BIRTHDAY!!!!

Its mine..tis all.
Posted by Al K. Holic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY FUCKING TOOF!!!

My teeth are killing me. I'm about to do some Tom Hanks, Cast Away style dentistry. All I need is to big rocks... and some really big balls. No way I could that.. well, maybe later. Make the pai...
Posted by Al K. Holic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HUNGRY!!

I wish I could unhinge my jaw. ya know, like a snake? eating babies would be so much easier.
Posted by Al K. Holic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST