Koi Fish

I must admit...I enjoy a good spoon with a pretty girl. I like mashed potatoes, diet coke, orange soda, IKEA, Siesta Key, surfing at Laguna, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, New Jersey pizza, Koi sushi, and everything about the Pittsburgh Steelers. dark rum, light rum, imported rum, any drink made with rum, anyone in general that uses the word rum, all things New York City, the tv dvd section at hmv, awaking at my leisure on a weekend, VH1, bagels w/cream cheese, 80's music and movies, obscure 90s tv references (whoa Bundy!), my family, fish and chips, coffee creamers, aruba, christmas specials, looking like I tried to get ready, flip flops, evian water, playing ice hockey, cracking up - so much so that my stomach cramps/ I cry/I pee my pants (almost). Bloody Marys on sunday mornings, Sunday dinner, pool, beach sand, the color black, texas hold-em, taylor ham - egg- and cheese, people that know what a taylor ham - egg - and cheese is, the number 24 and 31, betting on the #5 dog at Hall Green...and winning, James Lipton of the Actor's Studio, white belts, Chevy Chase, Jeremy Piven of Entourage. I miss my friends in Sarasota, Scottsdale, NJ, NY, and Vegas, but I'll see them as often as I can. I have a good sense of humor and play well with others, unless they steal my chips, then it's every man for himself. I dislike when my cell phone dies, but also cell phone chargers, clowns, spiders, clowns holding spiders, white alcohol like vodka and gin, burning my tongue, wood-paneled cars, men shaving their arms and legs, women that don't shave their legs regularly, instant messenger, mindless chatter, bartenders who insist on flairing with bottles/glasses/ice/whatever (just gimme my drink already), brittany spears, people who don't smile at Disney World, waiting an hour to ride a rollercoaster, milk in my coffee, sub par eggs benedict, sub par anything, paying cover at a club, animated tv commercials, traffic, roundabouts, folding laundry, ironing clothes, sausage links, spam mail, people who are always on time, morning breath, and bling...

My Second Home

The Devil wears
a black dress

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