Chester Copperpot

First off; I can't find my head can you help me? Neither could she, that bitch , but no real loss it's not like she did my dishes or washed my clothes, because that's what my mom's for. Why does Alfredo sauce smell like vomit yet taste like heaven? What is the square root of an orange? Yes just one orange smart ass? I firmly believe Dungeons and Dragons is the down fall of society, by God I'll raise a gay child before a dungeon master..."That's right Mr. you'll suck dick before you roll 12 sided dice under my roof." I like to put fruit on top of my waffles, just so I have something to brush off. I ‘m a self hating Jew… who looks quite snazzy in a Kipa (Yalmakah … for you Goyem). The only thing the French every gave us was an ass-full of wine, cheese, fries, and berets and those things make America what it is today. Drunk, Fat, and Greasy, with a hatred for that stupid hat. I like to spot people walking around barefoot just so I can step on their toes. So remember, A pop then a whistle…outgoing. A whistle then a pop…incoming. Keep your head down, stay frosty and above all watch out for the sky…it’s falling you know!