i luv goin out wid me girls, k8t babe, i luv ye hun, ur a fuckn mad bitch, lol, a luv all me college girls, yez r stars! As for me wrk m8ts, ye gang of slags, Jen is da werst tart av eva known, Collete needs to grow, n kezza needs to shu er legs! mwaaa!
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Ellieosis
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: face blurring when photographed, walking like an Egyptian, cloudy urine, low blood pressure
Cure: take three purple crystals with meals
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dunno lyk, stevy g, i'd av is pants off in no tym, lol, sorri red, love u babe x
Kanye West, J Holliday (fit)- put u to bed, Tinie Tempah, Neyo, basically all men! wa hey!!
luv all me horra films, saw n hostel r da best, ne excuse to cuddle up ta red x
am lyk a couch potato, all i do is woch da telly me m8t, am into dat im a celebrity ge me outta here at tha mo. Still luv all me soaps tho, corrie's tha 1
Nelly - Grillz
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book, wots a book? nah not into books me, mayb a childs book or sumfin lyk they dnt av big words like CONSERVATIVE or ARDVARK, mayb a kippa book...
superman, waaa he's a legend.
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