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I was happy in the hour of a drunken haze but heaven knows....

About Me

I like:My family, summer time, the sea, siesta's, laughing, friends, nights of mayhem, kissing, alcoholic festivities, beautiful eyes, good food, lie in's, poker, baby elephants and koala's, having it, random encounters, reading, football, volleyball, aerobie, tennis and snowboarding, lots of pillows, chivalry, respect and manners, grass, high diving, swimming underwater, soup, home made burgers, excitement, stars and sunsets, chilling the fuck out, ice cream..I dislike:Crimes against the elderly and the innocent, little hitler jobsworths, buerocracy, 9 - 5 london living, cold mornings, miserable fuckers, ignorant people, most people who smoke superkings, office politics, spots, annoying insects, marmite and deep fried pub food, warm booze.

My Interests

see about me and what I like....I suppose these are my interests..

I'd like to meet:

She's got to beeeee yeeeaaaahhhh.....purrr urrr uurr fect

Music:

I love music....what sort depends on what I'm doing and my mood...When I'm driving I like rock and house anthems that I can sing along too...When I'm tidying I like funky house music..When I'm exercising I like chilled trancey music...In the mornings I like indy music to get me going...When I'm having a spliff I like acoustic guitar music and chilled out Dylan..Just got an Ipod so I'm builing up my collection now...

Movies:

True Romance and Pulp Fiction are my top films - gotta love Tarantino..Dusk til Dawn is up there as well...Mmm - what else....I like movies based on real life events like Touching the Void. Not Americanised versions though. Pearl Harbour is one of the worst films I have seen...Stephen King adaptations are usually pretty good - Running Man, Shawshank, Green Mile....

Television:

The Office is responsible for me being able to put up with the crap that goes on in my office - thank you Gervais.I can usually smile now and see the funny side..love the quote by Tim that your thrown together with these people and you spend more time with them than your own friends and family and you share the same carpet, but a lot of the time you have absolutely fuck all in common with them..Some of the characters I work with - honestly, you couldn't make it up..I could write an essay on several of the cretins I work with...But I won't bore you..An example though - my boss sits in my line of vision. He spends his entire day picking his nose and eating it. That's right - eating it!!!!!HE'S THIRTY FUCKING FIVE!!!!!FOR FUCKS SAKE..But that's not all. Guess what he does with his other hand???He plays with his cock!!!!BEEFOCKINGJEESUS!!!!He picks his nose, plays with his cock, eats his bogies, and eats with his mouth open. And I'm supposed to respect him??? And of course he is a proper cunt as well...once again thanks Gervais -without you I would have broken long time ago..

Books:

As a boy I loved the horror genre and I read lot's of Stephen King and James Herbert. The Stand, Needless Things and The Rats were all very cool.My favourite author is Louis de Berniere - simply the most amazing writer. He can make me laugh out loud and then make me feel real sadness in the next paragraph. Loved his trilogy about events in South America and I have just finished Birds Without Wings which is a very moving tale.I also loved Silence of The Lambs and Hannibal, both of which I read cover to cover in one session.I used to be a bookworm and I read all types of books. Unfortunately, I don't have the leisure time these days so don't get much reading time...Bummer

Heroes:

Winston Churchill - he recognised the threat from the Nazi's in the early 1930's, but everyone ignored and ridiculed him. He didn't stop though and was proved emphatically right.The way he led the nation was absolutely incredible and his fireside chats and inspiring speeches were simply amazing. Without this great man I feel the world would be a very different place. My Grandad's fought in the war and I never met them so I have always been fascianted by the events of the 1940's.I think Mick Jagger is pretty cool - mainly the man's energy. Also, the fact he's so unattractive, but still so sexy in a strange way..Who else - mmm - my Mum and Dad for obvious reasons...Eric Cantona and Wayne Rooney....Eric for hs breathtaking self-belief and his majestic presence..Rooney is THE MESSIAH of English Football