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Jess

Many a true word spoken in Jess

About Me

Short, cynical.I'm a drinks journalist.




My Interests

Mastering the art of being a discerning woman.

I'd like to meet:

Unpretentious sorts, who still enjoy gigs, small venues and house parties as well as the odd swank event. Grown up kids my age with fond memories of Thundercats and the A Team, Connect 4 and darts.

Music:

I had a list, but maybe it's best to keep that discussion for the pub. The inevitable music argument/spark is always the first hurdle.

Movies:

I studied film and literature. Just don't make me watch rom coms, or any film where the main protagonists are standing back-to-back on the posters.

Television:

Yes, I have one.

Books:

Vonnegut, Amis, Bulgakov, Self, Easton Ellis, Rhinehart, Bach, Yoshimoto, Salinger, Palaniuk, Martell, Ballard, McEwan, Houellebecq. Scared yet?Calvin & Hobbes in the loo.

Heroes:

Max Fischer and Nicola Six