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William

Who's the coolest fuckin mouse who will fight for you and me...M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E!!!!!!!!

About Me

I am '5"10. I weigh 140 pounds. I have brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to go on the internet,Play video games, I like to swim, and i am the master of sword-fighting!1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!4 ..Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!18 Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I grew up.19.. Procrastinate Now!20 I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With that?21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.29 The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.30 I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will RogersBe thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers

My Interests

ASK ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

People that will not make me feel like i am nothing cuz thats how i feel all the time. I would like to meet people that appreciate my company and that will at least try to make me feel better when i am depressed.

Music:

-- -- -- System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. -- Video provided by The Source

Movies:

The matrix Revolutions.

Television:

I mostly like to watch comedy and action movies. oh yea and who could forget South Park!!!!

Books:

Don't like to read that much.

Heroes:

Cloud Strife, Davey Havok, and Neo.

My Blog

SAY HI TO ME PLZ!!!!!

Hey Friends Plz say hi to me once in a while and other people i dont know....im looking forward to meeting you!?
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't be shy!!!!

Don't be shy everyone tell me what you think about me!!!
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST