I'd like to meet:
A Ninja Turtle randomly buying a pizza wearing a detective coat and a top hat.
Television:
I just got cable, and have decided to become the biggest couch potato, getting addicted to a different show every night.
Books:
I have the reading comprehension of a 5th grader, but vocabulary understanding of a 12th grader.......On the Road with New Kids on the Block
Heroes:
New Kids On The Block, The Kids.